₦airaland Forum

Hello we all know this Nairaland is one Freaking Big Family
where we Got..
The Good
The Bad as in *Baddest
The Ugly
The Olofofo's
The Space bookers
The Drama King&Queens e.t.c
but we don't know Our real Names...
Am VICKTOR by name..
What yours?

N:B Pls don't lie about your real name ooo... It just for fun..
Let keep it rolling Guys

zick19:
Alwayz with my cuba weed

lolsss
try SikiRu it the new ish now

zick19:
Bro u sabi say i dey vex right now, if you turn weed nw, i go smoke you join

lols
oya wich brand do you smoke?

elantraceey:
Lool , you know my type na

hmnnn wagbayi ..
I would love listening to it tho...

zick19:
*walks out of thread in sorrow.....

*nobody loves me......

*heartbroken......

*grabs 5wraps of weed

lol bro..
U dey form Gangster bah... I strongly believe you haven't smoke a cigar in real life.. Only on nairaland
*was kidding no take am personal ooh

elantraceey:
Hehehe, e be like

ooh i see
is it owambe kind of..
Abi na Gospel...
Abi dem wizkid parole :p

elantraceey:
You would have kept it for val day na , why the rush?

heey ma'm
hope you don dey package val song down..?

Beamborla:
I'm not a fan of either of the 2 but I use them.

lol
i will pm you
nightie dear
and remember not to wet the bed oo

Beamborla:
Whatever happened to Agege bread? Seeing Agege bread this morning, Agege bread doesn't seem the same anymore. The once fluffy, soft, weighty, firm and dense Agege bread has become more springy than fluffy, less dense, airy and weightless. Trying to cut a piece of the bread with the hand is similar to a person trying to tear a stubborn 'pomo' with the incisor. And the freaking icing on the cake is that, it is even expensive compared to sliced bread. *Note* A friend of mine based in Lagos wrote that on Facebook

see life..
Hmnnn..i keep drum for you *yoruba adage.. :p
We don derail wella... Shey you on whatsapp?
N:B am not a fan of BBm

Wait oo is there no African song you guys can dedicate..??

PLENTYNAIR:
I would have loved to dedicate ALL OF ME by John Legend but I prefer writing my own short piece to the love of my life.

Obim, my darling.
Love of my life.
So pretty and simple.
My beautiful baby,
Asa nwa, Treasure of my life.
Obim, U are my heart beat.

i love this.. I like people who are creative

Beamborla:
Hehehehe...
Actually, I've met just one person who likes slice bread. I'm also not a fan. It's mostly tasteless and messes up everywhere with crumbs.

bola can for Africa...
Because i use slice now you dont like anymore... Ok am the best after agege Bread..
*sipping my zobo waiting for her comment

Beamborla:
Nope, in every area
Talking about space, you just gotta make space for yourself. Sometimes, one don't really know smth is missing untill you find it.
You seem to me like someone who would make a Good friend, Pls, don't prove me wrong

every area ..hmmnnn
even in that area
yea that's true...
Never worry dear...am the best thing that happened to mankind after slice Bread

Valentine season is here everyone..kindly dedicate a special song to the love of your life
the flour in your donut
the beef in your Gala
your heartBeat... E.t.c
and if you are single like the Op..
Kindly comment with "Hmmm" or say i Go love ooo...
Anything can happen between now and Friday 11:59pm.
.. That Guy/Gal you have been "eyeing" might
*coughss 'Turn-up'
N.B: Baba God wey dey cook never comot for kitchen

peeps keep the comment coming

Welcome on Board...hope you no too like women oo..
Buh you can like Guys xcept ME...
Bar man give this dude a shot of Tequila++ cow tail to badt...bills on any moniker of your choice..xcept one mod like that make i no mention HER name
thanku

Juicysam:
That every time I overemphasize how much she means to me,the I can't live without you bla bla talk..that it means a different chick just left my bedroom and its my funny way of feeling less guilty of cheating

badddeeeeeeeeesssssssst G..
2 Bajinatu for thy

Beamborla:
Thanchuuu
I'm a genius.



Anything used as decoration becomes a burden in the end. I hate to be encumbered unnecessarily. I have just the right useful people

genius in dat area..yea of cos
so if sumbody wanna be your friend no vacancy abi

WE already know...some people get attention seeking in their DNA

gofyourself:
who else?

huh...
Was wondering which country are you from.. That why i ask tho

Beamborla:
I have real people in my life, my dear.
Lots of them.

lot of dem??
As decoration *winks...
Like the way you swag your name..E make Brain dye

asdfjklhaha:
Sure, why not.

hmmnnn
so what the hardest food you can prepare..?? If i may ask

Motolank:
Yes

hahahhah
lying to your sugar daddy i guess

justmag:
Then N E X T !!!

lol
you sound sinGle tho

gofyourself:
whats dp?

i mean are you the one on your profile picture?

justmag:
Snoring! And she better accept me for who I am!!

and if she doesn't

I believe you dye...only say i/we need picsure for verification
Gracias

gofyourself:
yh

even if there would come up smth that i remember-i would tell

cool...
Is that you @ dp?

ehin:
No longer attracted to him

woman sha..
What about is Goodies..?

Motolank:
That am not a virgin

eeya...so you ve been lying all this while?

Beamborla:
This

hmnnn Bola ...
Hope diss guy will let you give real people chance in your life

Beamborla:
He's an actor. Hollywood

okie...and what do you like abt diss your Mr.Washington

gofyourself:
theres nothing. he knows everything

everything..?