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Thank you. can i pass now? |
*Dies* |
Aristole *smiles* |
Chaii, see condemnation |
The sapele water wey she dey drink every night nor dey let her fit decide on her own sometimes na |
I reserve my comment |
Lol o gbadun |
Chaii evem T.b joshua don dey for hin case sèf |
Hahahaha na wa o |
Grabs her Ikebe as she try's to bend down |
U mean sey the guy condition nor stable |
No worry i sabi do am, just halla me when u don reach the place |
U and who? Clear jor |
Clean and fresh unlike your pu*sy |
Thank you jare STALLION, Dem just dey biff anyhow for here lol, @Clem *clears throat* i for know wetin to tell u if nor be sey na bend u dey bend down dey pea. |
Stale |
Aristole u dont mean it. U know what, make e no be like sey i stingy with my thing, block me for Eko hotel and suites room 43 make we run things. |
Dry but not flat like yours |
Na that your legs wey nor straight u wan use run ni? No make me laugh abeg |
Well na those two portions up your chest i want. Since u don put me join list. |
Na question be that? |
There was a farmer who grew water melons. He was doing pretty well, but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his water melon patch at night and eat them. After some careful thought, he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure. He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day, the kids show up and saw the sign which read, "Warning! One of the water melons in the field has been injected with Cyanide." the kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer's sign. When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no water melons was missing, but the sign next to his read, "Now, there are two!" |
Make i know why |
Nothing much dude |
Ok |
Kunbee divorce surveyprof first then i will be yours for life lol |
*smiles* |
Hehehe, Na revenge be dat? Nlanders are crazy but not local. We get mouth like Ludacris. Trust me |