Thinker like you

Mamma mouse was getting food in the kitchen with her baby when the cat pounced in.

Snatching up the kid, Mamma ran for the mousehole but it was obvious she wasn't going to make it.

Finally in desperation she whipped around and shouted "Bark, Bark" at the cat.

The cat skidded to a halt and ran away. Mamma mouse turned to her baby and said, "You see how important it is to learn a foreign language!"

The world football body has announced that the 2010 world cup final in South Africa would not be played by foot, but by hand. All fifa countries and fans around the world have been informed.

Players would be asked to throw in as many goals as they want into the opponent's goal post. This new and hilarious decision was taken yesterday by Fifa, after Ireland &
France World Cup Qualifying match that took place in France.

According to this new fifa rules, national teams would comprise a selection of both men and women, since men and women would be playing together for the first time in World Cup history.

As a devout Catholic, Maria doesn't use condoms with her husband. So over the years, they have had 17 children. After the husband died, Maria remarried and had another 22 kids with her second husband before he too died.

Eventually, Maria's time also came and she too died. At her wake, the priest looked tenderly at Maria lying in her coffin. Then, he looked up into the heavens and said, "At last, they are finally together."

A man standing next to the priest looked confused and asked, "Father, what do you mean? Do you mean Maria and her first husband? Or her second husband?"

The priest answered: "I mean her legs."

guy, u dey try with this jokes

see this Elemu sef dey down grade, clear go one side make i pass jor

That guy na head of department for Fashola agberos o

Ben-10:

That guy na head of department for Fashola agberos o

hahahaa,  u know am reach house sef

No be ya family member? u don begin deny am

dapada, non of my family members dey wear head warmer under sun like that guy jor

Nobody is fighting nobody. if u are short of words just admit it and go take a que, no time

hhmm sounds interesting

Dickele no get respect for molue conductors o

u top the list of the conductors right?

Unlike you, I'm innocent.

lol winchie the inno

winchard the chain smoker

;d

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter, "but why have you only ordered water"?

The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"

A young man once asked God how long a million years was to him.
God replied, "A million years to me is just like a single second in your time."

Then the young man asked God what a million dollars was to Him.
God replied, "A million dollars to me is just like a single penny to you."

Then the young man got his courage up and asked: "God, could I have one of your pennies?" God smiled and replied, "Certainly, just a second."

Stale

like ur breath

Clean and fresh unlike your pu*sy

that is where your head always belong

Lol o gbadun

ben10 dont think you r off my list,

i am back so you know, **cunt**

**clears throat**
oga abeg i won pass, shift ya backyard small