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Blame The Dog by Tracey121(f): 12:44pm On Jul 23, 2009
A boy was meeting his girlfriend's parents for the first time for dinner. After dinner, his girlfriend and her mother left the room to do the dishes, leaving him with the father and the dog Duke, who was sitting underneath the boy's chair. Unfortunately, it was a large dinner and he really had to fart. He stealthily let out a quiet, but audible, fart.

"Duke!" the dad yelled.

"This is great!" the boy thought. "He thinks the dog is farting!" So he let out another one.

"Duke!" the father barked. The boy thought he was homefree so he let everything out at once in a eally loud and smelly fart.

"Duke! Get out of there before the boy shits on you!"
Re: Blame The Dog by romsky: 12:48pm On Jul 23, 2009
awwww poor duke
Re: Blame The Dog by krama(m): 3:33pm On Jul 24, 2009
Oh that's so hilarious, i'm roflmao grin grin grin
Re: Blame The Dog by lysaa(f): 4:17pm On Jul 24, 2009
the fahdah nor sabi say duke like smell
Re: Blame The Dog by biola44: 4:21pm On Jul 24, 2009
:d ;d
Re: Blame The Dog by Ben13: 4:21pm On Jul 24, 2009
the father no sabi cover up inlaws cheesy
Re: Blame The Dog by Nobody: 4:44am On Jul 25, 2009
seen this before still funny grin
Re: Blame The Dog by jamace(m): 2:31pm On Jul 26, 2009
grin grin The son-in-law pushed the father-in-law to the wall. grin grin

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