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Christmas, Eve by DONFASZY(m): 11:31am On Dec 22, 2009 |
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve ! How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ? Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve ! What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter " ![]() What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia ! What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ? Black mail ! Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws ! Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ? Because it soots him ! Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents? Elephanta Claus ! How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks ! Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ? Because he's Sooty !
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Re: Christmas, Eve by Nobody: 2:10pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
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Re: Christmas, Eve by dani1luv: 2:13pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
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Re: Christmas, Eve by DONFASZY(m): 8:12pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
i dey fear u o dani1luv:admin messages? |
Re: Christmas, Eve by creampy(f): 2:48pm On Dec 23, 2009 |
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Re: Christmas, Eve by Kunbee: 3:28am On Dec 24, 2009 |
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