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My Experience In First Bank Today by Johnny19: 1:35pm On Mar 22, 2016 |
My experience with a cute lady in the Bank
May God deliver us from Nigerian ladies , big
Girls small sense..
She walked into the banking hall, her pointed
shoe announcing her arrival minutes before you
saw her.
She wore that kind of dress that convinces you
that heaven is missing an angel.
The aroma of her perfume would easily finish a
bowl of eba for its sweetness.
And the phone which she gingerly held to her
ear, without minding the security guy frantically
waving at her that calls are not allowed in
banking halls, will cost a small fortune.
She stepped forward, picked a deposit slip and
searched frantically for a pen.
About five guys offered her their pens but,
shame to bad people, she took mine maybe
because I was closest to her.
After a while, or a long while because time stood
still, she stood up and inched closer to me.
She whispered: "Please can you spell 'thirty' for
me?"
I looked down at her deposit slip in surprise.
She'd written:
'tarty tausan'!
Olodumare oooo!!!!!!
I hissed and snatched my biro from her hand.
Fine face, no brains, nothing turns me on than a
beauty with Brain 1 Like |
Re: My Experience In First Bank Today by Nobody: 1:43pm On Mar 22, 2016 |
Chisos! |
Re: My Experience In First Bank Today by hrhobi1(m): 2:13pm On Mar 22, 2016 |
https://www.nairaland.com/3003680/experience-cute-lady-bank/4 Same topic same story by another Nlander, so who's the thief among you too now? |
Re: My Experience In First Bank Today by hrhobi1(m): 2:15pm On Mar 22, 2016 |
https://www.nairaland.com/3003680/experience-cute-lady-bank/4. Who's the thief? Same topic same story posted by another user 2 days back. |
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