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APC = All Por Corruption! by tit(f): 1:01pm On Mar 25, 2016
We all know the C in APC is kworruption!
no doubt!
inconclusive elections!
return of electoral violence after the peaceful worldclass, but jega rigged, election of 2015!

(Allah will never forgive jega for rigging the election)

16+6 is now equal 24!
that is why all our pickins are fail jamb this year!
they are all kworrupt for not knowing that!
did you know that the answer is 24?
why them no go fail?

i can go on and on!
you see kachikwu?
yesterday the refineries are working magii magii
today we are importing 5000 ships of petrol,
infact we are planning to store some of the ships of petrol in Sakwato
as there is no space to store them in lagos and ogun!

(did you hear the barstard drunkard obiano
who say they will use plane to export crude oil!!!
barstard yeebhoe! he can sell his papa for money!)

now, the k in kachicukwu is debinetly kworruption!
did you not hear him say there will be fuel scarcity tiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllll
the refineries fill all the tanks and tankers in nigeria first
before they start selling in the filling station!
is that not magic kworruption?

anyway, the "k" in apc is kworruption!
just like the "p" is actually "f"
you know the way hausa man call "p" and "f"?
if they wan say you are a fool, it will come out, you are a pool!
and you will be like - shocked shocked shocked
grin"

just like the calabar man and ijaw man dey quarel with "joke", "yoke" and zoke",
and the yeebhoe man is lunning arong the load!
we yorubass are the best shaaa

any way, thanks Allah we Hausas can pronaunce "A" very well.
if not wahalla for dey as in how we go take start to call APc?

Yes! the real meaning of APC is All Por Kworoption!
chikena!
go inside the Amir palace and see what they are do there to duri!
weather mature or no mature they dont care!
see all the V?VF disesase there!

That is why they like names like Magun of EFCC and Burantashi of Buhari Army!
what is magun and burantashi?
is it not medicine of duri kworruption?

ahbeg leave me hand.
apc is bad kworrupt medicine!
Re: APC = All Por Corruption! by chriskosherbal(m): 1:02pm On Mar 25, 2016
Let's leave party politics and focus on nation building.
Re: APC = All Por Corruption! by Nobody: 1:04pm On Mar 25, 2016
Hahahahahah... Dis girl no kill person with laugh o. cheesy. Take heart you hear?cheesy
Re: APC = All Por Corruption! by Pheals(f): 1:08pm On Mar 25, 2016





op Pelee ..how market .. Every government is bad and it starts from home





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Re: APC = All Por Corruption! by tit(f): 1:09pm On Mar 25, 2016
chriskosherbal:
Let's leave party politics and focus on nation building.

how can you nation building when you are practicing magun and burantashi on our little middle belt girls in amir palace?
Re: APC = All Por Corruption! by tit(f): 1:10pm On Mar 25, 2016
Pheals:





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thanks.
my sell girls are very busy today ooo.

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