1 - The Pen Borrowers: They're always in the bank,
common pen they won't have. These pple are very
dangerous, once u borrow them d pen, u may find it
difficult 2 identify dem, At a bank in Nigeria, once
someone tells u "may I have ur pen?" Believe me,
that may be d last time u will see that pen (except if
u're lucky).

2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately dey
enter d bank, even b4 taking d slip(withdrawal or
deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u
hear dem saying, I'm at your back. If care is nt
taken, about 8 pple can tell u "I dey ur back" then at
d end of d day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin
back,I don tell am I was here b4 u blah blah)

3 - The No protocol team: This kind of pple don't
obey d 1st come, 1st served slogan! They're
mouthed in d bank! Immediately they come in, they
just walk up 2 d cashier or manager, he asks them
to sit down & within 5 minutes they've completed
there transactions while u still dey there looking
like mumu 4queue.(there is God oooo)

4 - The Bank Door Rejectees: These pple will
always av a problem with d bank door, then u see
them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones
etc and yet d machine keeps shouting "pls go back"
Maybe next time such person will come 2 bank
naked! Biko, he go allow u in... LOLZ!

5 - The slip wasters: These kind of pple can waste
slip 4 Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit
slip na JAMB questions, u c dem canceling, tearing,
squeezing & taking another one. To write common
3,780 Naira in wordsna gobe! Even d so called
undergraduates are found wanting in this
scenario.......CHAI!!!

6 - The pple from Another Planet: These pple
usually behave like them no dey dis world since 2
yrs! They will always b asking 4 today's date, even
after telling them d correct date,they will ask
some1 else again. I tire 4 dis pple oooooo.
Be sincere, I know you are laughing or even smiling
now,��oya tell us which one do u belong?
Don't lie oooo kikikik

Cc
naijacutee
puskin
dominique
FOD

Source: http://newsbeatportal.com/six-types-of-people-you-meet-in-banking-hall-in-nigeria/?fdx_switcher=true

I used to be guilty of no 1 but after series of embarrassments by some stingy guys, I got wiser. As for no 5, I actually tore up to 3 slips two days ago, though it was due to the bad pen I was using cos it was overfloating. So, which one are you op, the observers' club?

Hahahaha
Those "Pen Guys" can vex me ehh...
Infact, once I enter a bank, and you request for my pen, I will strictly give you and start following you around!! Those guys are something else!!

I belong to "I dey ur back people" sha!!

GTB and Diamond bank taught me lessons!!

FP material...

Op add Snake , Tonto dikeh and Olajumoke as Password!!

Lalasticala is one of the pen borroworring crew