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Igbo---kwenu! by Nobody: 11:31am On Jul 25, 2009 |
This e-mail was sent to me by a friend, and I found it really amazing NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT An Ibo man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Nigeria on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Ibo man hands over the keys and documents of his new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Ibo for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Ibo man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The Ibo man replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return!" Ah, the mind of the Ibos, This is why Ibos are ‘shining’ because they ‘shine their eyes well well’ THEY ARE VERY SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS PEOPLE I g b o K w e n u … |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by romsky: 12:10pm On Jul 25, 2009 |
hey nne we don see am b4 |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by lysaa(f): 12:15pm On Jul 25, 2009 |
ibo kwenu! |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by sylve11: 1:04pm On Jul 25, 2009 |
hei! |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by lysaa(f): 3:02pm On Jul 25, 2009 |
na suppporters' club u sabi join |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by spenchuks(m): 6:17pm On Jul 25, 2009 |
Igbo kwezuonu!. . . . yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by mamagee3(f): 6:29pm On Jul 25, 2009 |
heiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, kwenzu one, heiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by sylve11: 6:45pm On Jul 25, 2009 |
Bunny! |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by krama(m): 8:56am On Jul 26, 2009 |
Kwenu! |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by lysaa(f): 12:30pm On Jul 27, 2009 |
krama kwenu! sylve kwenu! Chukssssssss Kwenu! everybody kwezenuuuuuuuuuu ooo! chuks where have u been naw? |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by blackweaver(m): 6:27am On Jul 28, 2009 |
hey what's smart about that? u mean he was a multimillionaire and didn't have a garage? and since he's a nigerian i REFUSE to believe that he had only that car; so where did he park the other cars? other banks ? |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by dani1luv: 7:59am On Jul 28, 2009 |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by dani1luv: 8:01am On Jul 28, 2009 |
WTH is igbokwenu |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by clemcykul(f): 10:25am On Jul 29, 2009 |
indi ara kwezuo nu |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by Nobody: 10:25am On Jul 29, 2009 |
Igbo Kwenu! |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by dani1luv: 10:28am On Jul 29, 2009 |
What DA Heck Is THAT |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by Nobody: 10:28am On Jul 29, 2009 |
Step aside for the igbo people jare, you're not wanted here |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by dani1luv: 10:30am On Jul 29, 2009 |
People like them are meant to be in the |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by Nobody: 10:32am On Jul 29, 2009 |
Racist goat |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by dani1luv: 10:33am On Jul 29, 2009 |
Are You Sure |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by Nobody: 10:35am On Jul 29, 2009 |
No |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by dani1luv: 10:43am On Jul 29, 2009 |
Then you're hereby evicted from Igbo Land. . pack your bags and baggages and leave for the Hausa Land |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by Nobody: 10:48am On Jul 29, 2009 |
No |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by dani1luv: 12:12pm On Jul 29, 2009 |
YEs |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by Nobody: 12:15pm On Jul 29, 2009 |
Yeah but, no |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by dani1luv: 12:22pm On Jul 29, 2009 |
Now go bak 2 bed |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by Nobody: 12:23pm On Jul 29, 2009 |
No |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by dani1luv: 12:24pm On Jul 29, 2009 |
:p :p :p |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by biola44: 4:55pm On Jul 29, 2009 |
:d :d |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by clemcykul(f): 10:11am On Jul 30, 2009 |
oh no ;d ;d |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by krama(m): 3:05pm On Jul 30, 2009 |
dani1luv: biola44: clemcykul: Laughing errors gone on rampage! |
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by mamag3: 1:21am On Jul 31, 2009 |
Yoooooooo |
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