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Igbo---kwenu! by Nobody: 11:31am On Jul 25, 2009
This e-mail was sent to me by a friend, and I found it really amazing


NOT A STORY BUT A TRUE INCIDENT


An Ibo man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to Nigeria on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan,
so the Ibo man hands over the keys and documents of his new Ferrari parked
on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Ibo
for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's
underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Ibo man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest,
which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says,

"Sir, we are very happy to have had your business,
and this transaction has worked out very nicely,
but we are a little puzzled. While you were away,
we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

The Ibo man replies:

"Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return!"


Ah, the mind of the Ibos,


This is why Ibos are ‘shining’ because they ‘shine their eyes well well’

THEY ARE VERY SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS PEOPLE

I g b o K w e n u …
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by romsky: 12:10pm On Jul 25, 2009
hey


nne we don see am b4
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by lysaa(f): 12:15pm On Jul 25, 2009
ibo kwenu!
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by sylve11: 1:04pm On Jul 25, 2009
hei! cool
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by lysaa(f): 3:02pm On Jul 25, 2009
na suppporters' club u sabi join
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by spenchuks(m): 6:17pm On Jul 25, 2009
Igbo kwezuonu!. . . . yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa grin
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by mamagee3(f): 6:29pm On Jul 25, 2009
heiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, kwenzu one, heiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. grin
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by sylve11: 6:45pm On Jul 25, 2009
Bunny! cool
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by krama(m): 8:56am On Jul 26, 2009
Kwenu! grin
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by lysaa(f): 12:30pm On Jul 27, 2009
krama kwenu!

sylve kwenu!

Chukssssssss Kwenu!


everybody kwezenuuuuuuuuuu ooo!

chuks where have u been naw?
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by blackweaver(m): 6:27am On Jul 28, 2009
hey what's smart about that? u mean he was a multimillionaire and didn't have a garage?
and since he's a nigerian i REFUSE to believe that he had only that car; so where did
he park the other cars? other banks ?
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by dani1luv: 7:59am On Jul 28, 2009
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by dani1luv: 8:01am On Jul 28, 2009
WTH is igbokwenu undecided
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by clemcykul(f): 10:25am On Jul 29, 2009
indi ara kwezuo nu
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by Nobody: 10:25am On Jul 29, 2009
Igbo Kwenu! kiss
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by dani1luv: 10:28am On Jul 29, 2009
What DA Heck Is THAT
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by Nobody: 10:28am On Jul 29, 2009
Step aside for the igbo people jare, you're not wanted here cool
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by dani1luv: 10:30am On Jul 29, 2009
People like them are meant to be in the lipsrsealed tongue
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by Nobody: 10:32am On Jul 29, 2009
Racist goat
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by dani1luv: 10:33am On Jul 29, 2009
Are You Sure
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by Nobody: 10:35am On Jul 29, 2009
No
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by dani1luv: 10:43am On Jul 29, 2009
Then you're hereby evicted from Igbo Land. . pack your bags and baggages and leave for the Hausa Land tongue
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by Nobody: 10:48am On Jul 29, 2009
No
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by dani1luv: 12:12pm On Jul 29, 2009
YEs
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by Nobody: 12:15pm On Jul 29, 2009
Yeah but, no
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by dani1luv: 12:22pm On Jul 29, 2009
Now go bak 2 bed
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by Nobody: 12:23pm On Jul 29, 2009
No
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by dani1luv: 12:24pm On Jul 29, 2009
:p :p :p
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by biola44: 4:55pm On Jul 29, 2009
:d :d
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by clemcykul(f): 10:11am On Jul 30, 2009
oh no ;d ;d
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by krama(m): 3:05pm On Jul 30, 2009
dani1luv:

:p :p :p

biola44:

:d :d

clemcykul:

oh no ;d ;d

Laughing errors gone on rampage! grin
Re: Igbo---kwenu! by mamag3: 1:21am On Jul 31, 2009
Yoooooooo

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