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Warri Bible by shadrach77: 7:57pm On Jul 24, 2012
WARRI BIBLE!!!
ENG: As it is written in the bible.
PIDGIN: As dem yan 4 bible!
ENG: Jesus entered the boat with his disciples!
PIDGIN: Na im Jesus come enta canoe wit im padi
dem!
ENG: As the boat was sailing, there was a great
storm!!!
PIDGIN: As d canoe dey go, na im yawa come gas!!!
ENG: The storm was so great that it was like a whirlwind!
PIDGIN: as d yawa dey, na im kasala come burst!!
ENG: The disciples became so afraid and they
shouted master master!
PIDGIN: Na im liva fail im padi dem, na im dem
begin dey hala bros eh! bros eh!!
ENG: Jesus got up and calmed down the wind!
PIDGIN: Na im Jesus rise up come arrange d yawa!
ENG: HE turned to his disciples and said, oh ye with little faith!
PIDGIN: Na so Jesus luk im padi dem,shake im head say UNA FALL MA HAND!
ENG: The disciples replied and said what manner of man is this?
PIDGIN: im padi dem come hala shoo!! bros J which kan levels na? U B WINSH....:O Enjoy your evening.

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Re: Warri Bible by ronkebp(f): 8:31pm On Jul 24, 2012
grin grin grin grin THIS IS SO FUNNY.......
Re: Warri Bible by Nobody: 8:50pm On Jul 24, 2012
nice one
Re: Warri Bible by toygod2: 5:12am On Jul 25, 2012
D 55th time , i ll b readin dis shocked
Re: Warri Bible by Nobody: 6:21am On Jul 25, 2012
toygod2: D 55th time , i ll b readin dis shocked
wen are we goin 2 read yours?
Re: Warri Bible by Maxymilliano(m): 8:48am On Jul 25, 2012
This sure got me cracking, nice try.
Re: Warri Bible by fabj1(m): 6:00pm On Jul 25, 2012
9ice 1 man. Gud job.
Re: Warri Bible by Nobody: 7:05pm On Jul 25, 2012
nice 1
Re: Warri Bible by toygod2: 9:42pm On Jul 25, 2012
Re: Warri Bible by Ogbiaboy: 6:21am
toygod2: D 55th time , i ll b readin dis
wen are we goin 2 read yours?

[b]Re: Warri Bible by Ogbiaboy: 6:21am
toygod2: D 55th time , i ll b readin dis
wen are we goin 2 read yours?

[/b]Re: Warri Bible by Ogbiaboy: 6:21am
toygod2: D 55th time , i ll b readin dis
wen are we goin 2 read yours?

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Re: Warri Bible by JojoArmani(m): 12:19am On Jul 26, 2012
nice one u try.

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