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How To Know If Your Mother Is From Nigeria by iyaka2344: 5:28pm On Mar 26, 2016
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HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN;
.
1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she
replies, "Sorry
for yourself!"
.
2) When you ask her where you should drop
something and she
says, ?Drop it on my head."
.
3) When she brings food
wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
.
4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.? And
she replies
you, ?Why won't you have fever when you press
phone every night?
.
.
5) When you say, ?Mummy I took 2nd in my
class.? and she replies, ?So the person that took
first has two heads abi??
.
.
6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just
to punish you.
.
7) When you are watching television with her and
then she sleeps off and still doesn?t
want you to change the
channel.
.
.
cool When you tell her you are going to a friend's
place to play and she asks, ''When last did that
friend
come here to play with you?
.
.
9) When she asks you if the food she served you
is enough, and
you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own
with yours.
.
10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will
hear Ween.
.
11) When she touches hot pot comfortably
without a cloth or
paper.
.
12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother,
so you will not kill
me''.
.
13) When she calls you from your room upstairs
and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.
.
14) When you ask her to refund the money she
borrowed u and
she tells you, "All the food you have been eating
in the house
nko? Which money did you think was used in
buying them?''
Our Mothers are wonderful. I love my mum
TYPE I LOVE MY MUM IF YOU LOVE YOURS TOO then share this post
Let's see how many people are Proud of their mother!

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is From Nigeria by seunny4lif(m): 6:44pm On Mar 26, 2016
lipsrsealed
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is From Nigeria by Kbeaut(f): 10:25pm On Mar 26, 2016
This is so accurate

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