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10 Kind Of Persons You Will Find In Church by EmperorMGI: 6:20pm On Mar 27, 2016 |
Some Churches do have them. ( Easter Sunday laughs) God has many and different kinds of children. Being an itinerant music minister, and a youth pastor. I see some similar characters in churches I minister. They just spice up our church experience, though they could be handful some times. But They are the ones we miss when they are not in church. LOL Enjoy... 1. That brother or sister who is always testifying on Sunday. And Always requesting to sing, even when they've been told to make the testimony very short. Most times the songs are form-form songs (I.e,spontaneous songs they manufacture on the spot). After they are done singing (alone, because only they know it), you expect one powerful testimony, then they say, "praaaaaaaaase the living Jesus, brethren it's my birthday today!" Every Sunday o. Lol. 2. That brother that dances and pushes others off the line during thanksgiving Sunday. Most times they dance and dance, then go pass the offering bowl without giving their offering o! 3. That sister that is first to fall and manifest under the anointing. Even if what they are doing at the moment is taking the announcements. 4. That brother or sister that keeps praying in tongues or wailing in the spirit, after they have rounded off prayer, or praise-worship. So much the pastor has to say brother/sister so so so, AAAAAAAMEN. 5. That brother that always comes to tell you that he has a word about different sisters in church, regarding marriage. And they are always the fine and high class sisters o. That you know he is not compatible with. They are brothers of great faith sha. At least they are better than those timid ones not saying anything. Lol. 6. This particular brother or sister is always standing up for altar call. Every Sunday o. Even when you make a call for the fruit of the womb. The brother stands up. Lol. 7. That brother/sister that is always coming for a special prayer, even when what they are asking to be prayed for about, was address during the service. 8. These ones are always first timers in the same church, especially if the church in question gives out good gifts and solid refreshment to new guests. 9. That praise- worship leader who's always singing high ranged songs he/she cannot reach. And when they get stuck, they ask us to sing a new song unto the Lord or pray in tongues.LOL. 10. That brother or sister that goes off point during bible study when you ask for contributions. Sometimes asking weird questions. Like what the church is doing about the super eagles chances of qualification for nations cup. How we must take our place in the spirit realm, and stand in the gap. LOL. I Hope this made you laugh. Tell me your's. Happy Easter once again. #Copied Abeg, make una add join o! |
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