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Life Before Computers by Connoisseur(m): 9:25pm On Jul 26, 2009
MEMORY was sth you lost with old age.
APPLICATION was for employment. CURSOR was someone who swore a lot. KEYBOARD was a piano.
WEB was a spider's home. VIRUS was a flu causing agent. HARDDRIVE was a long trip down the road.
MOUSE PAD was where a mouse lived.
MONITOR was the class prefect. WALLPAPER was stuck on bedroom walls.
And if you were a THREE INCH FLOOPY; you just hope no one found out.
Re: Life Before Computers by mamagee3(f): 9:25pm On Jul 26, 2009
I don't understand your joke.
Re: Life Before Computers by blackweaver(m): 1:10am On Jul 27, 2009
pc was the police constable
apple was a fruit
windows were furniture
macintosh was a type of raincoat
ups was a parcel delivery company

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