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Swear that you never did any of this by Nobody: 9:40pm On Mar 29, 2016
OYA SWEAR SAY U NEVA DO ANY OF THIS
1.- if u didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2.- if u didn't play rubber band.
3.- if u neva bath in the rain.
4.- if nobody told u about india vs nigeria 99-1
5.- if u did not sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed.
6.- if u didn't throw ur milk teeth on the roof for lizards to take it and give you new ones.
7.- if u don't just wash your legs n hands instead of bathing before going to school.
8.- if u didn't act film inside uncompleted building or under bed with friends.
9.- if u have never flew a kite.
10.- if u didn't use your two legs to build houses with sands.
11.- if u never write your name on a paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it.
12.- if didn't close the fridge door really slowly and see when the light went off.
13.- if u neva wave at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter.
14.- if u didn't heard of ghost that stay under mango trees at night.
15.- if u never drive a single car tyre with stick and call it a car.
16.- if u never mix garri and sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking on the street.
17. if u never did mama n papa play e.g cooking leaf and sand without fire.
18.- if u didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
........then i guess ur childhood was not fun!
Oya choose the one you do....
....Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR! i bet u don't knw. don't be shy. i don't knw either until i grew up.
....am sure 99.9% of Nigerian Adults don't knw dat nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living" i knw u are singing it now again, smiles...
***Confess u are guilty? hahahahaha. O ya lolz and fget ur sorrow .........
Re: Swear that you never did any of this by yvelchstores(f): 9:51pm On Mar 29, 2016
Hehehe I did all but 8 and 16. I guess 16 will lead to wicked constipation!
Re: Swear that you never did any of this by goldbim(f): 10:02pm On Mar 29, 2016
Wow!!feeling nostalgic grin..glad to be born in the 80's!!

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Re: Swear that you never did any of this by myfantasies(f): 10:04pm On Mar 29, 2016
I swear i did every single one of dem

Life den was fun

If i had d chance i will do it all over again

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Re: Swear that you never did any of this by Oche211(m): 10:07pm On Mar 29, 2016
I did all except 13. Can't forget dat indian-Nigeria 99-1
Re: Swear that you never did any of this by Cholls(m): 10:10pm On Mar 29, 2016
myfantasies:
I swear i did every single one of dem
Life den was fun
If i had d chance i will do it all over again
Re: Swear that you never did any of this by BiafraBushBoy(m): 10:28pm On Mar 29, 2016
Growing up in remote areas of Enugu was Fun....

If I come back again to this world, I wana still have my Childhood Back!!!

God bless my Childhood friends!!

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