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Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by jamex93(m): 12:53pm On Apr 04, 2016

How she go dey compare d slippers she carry for chest with naira

undecided

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Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by PHfinest(m): 12:53pm On Apr 04, 2016

TKO ,

Girl Wins

Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by Nobody: 12:53pm On Apr 04, 2016

searchiing4love:
[b]It is a known fact that 99 percent of Nigerian girls have smelly or stinky pusssies. Their terrible hygiene and high poverty rate makes it a norm among Nigerian ladies Most Nigerian Girls are guilty of a fish like smell in their vagina no matter how well packaged they are. They eat junks and scraps from the table of different men while going on a date due to their long throat nature and this results in a smelly menstrual flow by that time of the month. It is recommended that one wears a Gas mask before sleeping with those shamless piglike girls due to terrible stench oozing out of their Vagina during love making Most Nigerian girls have smelly and unshaved armpits and some would wear a pant or an under wear for 3 days. Nigerian Girls also have smelly pusssies due to their promiscous nature. They jump from dick to dick in search of material and financial gains which results in an over sized smelly pusssy due to the various sizes of dicks penetrating their smelly Gap weekly. Most Nigerian girls do not wash their pusssy after Urinating. They simply urinate and pull up their pants and as a result their pusssy smells like a dead rat. Even their almighty goddess and mentor Linda Ikeji is guilty of a smelly Gap as revealed by Wizkid despite her having millions at her disposal to maintain a perfect hygiene. Smelly Pusssies is imbibed in their nature and hardly can a man change the trend.

If you are thinking of hooking up or marrying women with good hygienes, go for a foreign lady because they have good health centres and are not fuckaholics like Nigerian Ladies.

#Team foreign Girls [/b]

mtcheeeeeew

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Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by OCTAVO: 12:53pm On Apr 04, 2016

Ok.

Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by saint047(m): 12:53pm On Apr 04, 2016

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by jaybee3(m): 12:54pm On Apr 04, 2016

There is a striking commonality in the girl and fayose though...

Attempt to humour gone badly wrong

grin

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Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by freecocoa(f): 12:58pm On Apr 04, 2016

UIA04:
the girls last reply doesn't even make sense and I don't know why she was even taking it personal .

she embarrassed herself by equating her BREASTS with something on public forum.

I love the guy's response . we still are hopeful in a rise of fuel price but not a woman's boobs.

There really shouldn't be anything embarrassing about a falling b00b, they were meant to fall after all.

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Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by chuose: 1:00pm On Apr 04, 2016

Here we gave evidence that Nigeria is improving under Buhari.
We are finally reaping the benefits of Change!

CHANGE !!!

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Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by Trustisaburden: 1:00pm On Apr 04, 2016

Some guys won't just mind their business. She's entitled to her opinion, but the guy has no right to insult her!

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Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by maryhaam(f): 1:01pm On Apr 04, 2016

Hilarious,self esteem are been ruined daily.

Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by IVORY2009(m): 1:01pm On Apr 04, 2016

searchiing4love:
[b]It is a known fact that 99 percent of Nigerian girls have smelly or stinky pusssies. Their terrible hygiene and high poverty rate makes it a norm among Nigerian ladies Most Nigerian Girls are guilty of a fish like smell in their vagina no matter how well packaged they are. They eat junks and scraps from the table of different men while going on a date due to their long throat nature and this results in a smelly menstrual flow by that time of the month. It is recommended that one wears a Gas mask before sleeping with those shamless piglike girls due to terrible stench oozing out of their Vagina during love making Most Nigerian girls have smelly and unshaved armpits and some would wear a pant or an under wear for 3 days. Nigerian Girls also have smelly pusssies due to their promiscous nature. They jump from dick to dick in search of material and financial gains which results in an over sized smelly pusssy due to the various sizes of dicks penetrating their smelly Gap weekly. Most Nigerian girls do not wash their pusssy after Urinating. They simply urinate and pull up their pants and as a result their pusssy smells like a dead rat. Even their almighty goddess and mentor Linda Ikeji is guilty of a smelly Gap as revealed by Wizkid despite her having millions at her disposal to maintain a perfect hygiene. Smelly Pusssies is imbibed in their nature and hardly can a man change the trend.

If you are thinking of hooking up or marrying women with good hygienes, go for a foreign lady because they have good health centres and are not fuckaholics like Nigerian Ladies.

#Team foreign Girls [/b]

Bitter Irunooboo cheesy

Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by Halaz(m): 1:03pm On Apr 04, 2016

RichYoungNigga:
Buhari

Buhari is more handsome even at his old age then your grandpa.

Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by sledge001(m): 1:04pm On Apr 04, 2016

Chai! This babe is wickeeeed. See punchline grin

Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by fortunechy(m): 1:04pm On Apr 04, 2016

evidence of joblessness

Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by guyXander(m): 1:06pm On Apr 04, 2016

ChristineC:

Nah. The guy got smashed.

Come on. A guy's ego lies between his legs.
She should gone down low instead of an upper cut.
I didn't find brain versus N-thing funny sef. undecided

Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by KingRex1(m): 1:07pm On Apr 04, 2016

searchiing4love:
[b]It is a known fact that 99 percent of Nigerian girls have smelly or stinky pusssies. Their terrible hygiene and high poverty rate makes it a norm among Nigerian ladies Most Nigerian Girls are guilty of a fish like smell in their vagina no matter how well packaged they are. They eat junks and scraps from the table of different men while going on a date due to their long throat nature and this results in a smelly menstrual flow by that time of the month. It is recommended that one wears a Gas mask before sleeping with those shamless piglike girls due to terrible stench oozing out of their Vagina during love making Most Nigerian girls have smelly and unshaved armpits and some would wear a pant or an under wear for 3 days. Nigerian Girls also have smelly pusssies due to their promiscous nature. They jump from dick to dick in search of material and financial gains which results in an over sized smelly pusssy due to the various sizes of dicks penetrating their smelly Gap weekly. Most Nigerian girls do not wash their pusssy after Urinating. They simply urinate and pull up their pants and as a result their pusssy smells like a dead rat. Even their almighty goddess and mentor Linda Ikeji is guilty of a smelly Gap as revealed by Wizkid despite her having millions at her disposal to maintain a perfect hygiene. Smelly Pusssies is imbibed in their nature and hardly can a man change the trend.

If you are thinking of hooking up or marrying women with good hygienes, go for a foreign lady because they have good health centres and are not fuckaholics like Nigerian Ladies.

#Team foreign Girls [/b]

Including your mum, sisters nd relatives?

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Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by iyb(m): 1:08pm On Apr 04, 2016

PrettyHausaGirl:
Reminds me so far of the stupid aboki in the video below....dollar ko...pound di

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ens6AS4-BSA

bullshit you and your hatred for the north

Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by braimeddy: 1:10pm On Apr 04, 2016

Happy birthday!

UIA04:
the girls last reply doesn't even make sense and I don't know why she was even taking it personal .

she embarrassed herself by equating her BREASTS with something on public forum.

I love the guy's response . we still are hopeful in a rise of fuel price but not a woman's boobs.

Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by smartoliver(m): 1:11pm On Apr 04, 2016

The Guy doesn't need the last say to make his point...he nailed the moment he made dat statement angry

The Guy doesn't need the last say to make his point...he nailed the moment he made dat statement

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Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by viscocom(m): 1:11pm On Apr 04, 2016

at my age i dont comment at silly post

Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by braimeddy: 1:12pm On Apr 04, 2016

Talking of who's more realistic the guy smashed the babe hands down. She wasn't making any common sense.

Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by arofemites(m): 1:12pm On Apr 04, 2016

searchiing4love:
[b]It is a known fact that 99 percent of Nigerian girls have smelly or stinky pusssies. Their terrible hygiene and high poverty rate makes it a norm among Nigerian ladies Most Nigerian Girls are guilty of a fish like smell in their vagina no matter how well packaged they are. They eat junks and scraps from the table of different men while going on a date due to their long throat nature and this results in a smelly menstrual flow by that time of the month. It is recommended that one wears a Gas mask before sleeping with those shamless piglike girls due to terrible stench oozing out of their Vagina during love making Most Nigerian girls have smelly and unshaved armpits and some would wear a pant or an under wear for 3 days. Nigerian Girls also have smelly pusssies due to their promiscous nature. They jump from dick to dick in search of material and financial gains which results in an over sized smelly pusssy due to the various sizes of dicks penetrating their smelly Gap weekly. Most Nigerian girls do not wash their pusssy after Urinating. They simply urinate and pull up their pants and as a result their pusssy smells like a dead rat. Even their almighty goddess and mentor Linda Ikeji is guilty of a smelly Gap as revealed by Wizkid despite her having millions at her disposal to maintain a perfect hygiene. Smelly Pusssies is imbibed in their nature and hardly can a man change the trend.

If you are thinking of hooking up or marrying women with good hygienes, go for a foreign lady because they have good health centres and are not fuckaholics like Nigerian Ladies.

#Team foreign Girls [/b]

You are totally wrong! Birds of the same feather. You aint clean as well. Nigerian girls that I've met are so clean and odourless under. Even if u go to brothels, there are so many odourless ladies.

And the foreign girls u r talking about hardly wash under with their fingers. Some of them have smelly gaps under. I had slept with s many white girls when I was there.

Team Foreign Girls and Men, don't have clue of what it means marrying someone of different culture and background to yours.

Marrying a white girl or man is anoda slavery you find yourself cos they will always look down on u as a slave and the history of black man being a slave still fresh in everyone of them memory. You can never earn your respect living with them!

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Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by classiclight(m): 1:15pm On Apr 04, 2016

shameless girl

Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by henrydadon(m): 1:17pm On Apr 04, 2016

so many jobless youth on social media nowaday..and the worst thing is that if they see u face to face to wont be able to say those thing

Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by mujahib6199(m): 1:18pm On Apr 04, 2016

Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by charlycharles(m): 1:21pm On Apr 04, 2016

...and d guy won

Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by Richydos(m): 1:26pm On Apr 04, 2016

Lolzzzz @ both hilarious response.... However d guy nailed it but d girl failed it.....
We have seen Naira risen or gaining some strength after fallen but I don't think I have seen or will ever see a fallen boobs dt will rise again..... But dt guy no get chill ooooo #lolz

Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by Dklef(m): 1:33pm On Apr 04, 2016

Gaborone:
Respect is earned, not gifted.

She stood like the proverbial goat in the market place, hence, she was addressed/priced cheaply.

You've spoken well, sweetie.

Chop knuckles!

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Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by leofab(f): 1:33pm On Apr 04, 2016

OYO is your case

pennytration:
5 friends live in one apartment. There names r Mad, Brain, Somebody, Nobody and F00l.

Somebody killed Nobody at d time Brain was in d bathroom, so Mad called d police:

Mad- hello, is dat d police station

Police- yes, wots d matter?

Mad- Somebody just killed Nobody

Police- are u mad?

Mad- yes i'm Mad

Police- do u have brain?

Mad- Brain is in d bathroom

Police- you foool!

Mad- no sir, F00l is d one reading dis...

If u didn't laugh click like, if u laughed click share.

Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by leofab(f): 1:35pm On Apr 04, 2016

RichYoungNigga:
Buhari

young man please go to OLX an atleast get sone fairly used brain, if ou can't afford new ones...

Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by leofab(f): 1:36pm On Apr 04, 2016

RichYoungNigga:
Buhari

young man please go to OLX and atleast get some fairly used brain, if you can't afford new ones...

Re: Naira Fall Vs Fallen Boobs: Male Twitter User Comes After A Lady's Breast by xtervaganza(m): 1:41pm On Apr 04, 2016

Let's be honest, the guy roasted her big time

Is it possible that the naira will still rise? Yes.

Is it possible for her boobs to rise after falling? 100% no

Is it possible to have a brain as small as a nipple or is it even possible for a brain to rise? Definitely no

Match result= the guy won 5-2

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