Here are a few answers for some MUMU QUESTIONS.

Answers for stupid questions:
1. Some1 cals u at 2 a.m in the night nd ask u "are u sleeping?"
Ans :no,I'm picking beans,
, ,
2. When its raining and som1 notices u going out yet they ask,are u going out in this rain?? ,
Ans: no in the next one

3. You're making out with your girlfriend then u start pulling her pants den she asks; what are u trying to do??
Ans: I want to wash them 4 u

4 They see u coming out of the bathroom, wet; did u just have a bath?
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl.

5. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going 2ur office,yet they ask, r u going up??
Ans: no, I'm waiting for my office to come down and get me!

6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and u still ask him, are those flowers?
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!

7. You're in the toilet nd u locked the door,som1 knocks on the door asking; is any1 there?
Ans: No! na shit lock the door, mtscheew!!

8. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a frnd sees u and asks; what are you doing here?
Ans: I'm here to pay my school fees!, Mumu

9. When pple see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping??
Ans:No!I'm practising to die!! MUMU QUESTIONS, MTSCHEWWW,

If u have some more, don't hesitate to put them up here. Cheers!

JOKE GRADING: D

bin gbagbo:

JOKE GRADING: D

^^^ Tnx for ur grading, atleast I pass.

@op
Talking - are you cooking?
Mikuz - no,na ya head i dey boil!
Talking - are you having s. e .x ?
Mikuz - no, na hole i dey drill!
Talking - is she ya wife?
Mikuz - no,she's just the mother of my children.
Talking - you look wet,were you beaten by this rain?
Mikuz - no, i just dey come out from swimming pool!
Talking - where is that noise coming from? is that the sound of ya generator?
Mikuz - no,na transformer i dey use!
Talking - I will like to come for the party,should i dress well?
Mikuz - no,just come with boxers!
Talking - do you drink satchet water?
Mikuz - no, na only pure water dey take.
Talking - do you want to go out in this hot sun?
Mikuz - no, wait na call i wan make, i dey come!

Thanks for ur observation

Talking:

Here are a few answers for some MUMU QUESTIONS.

Answers for silly questions:
1. Some1 cals u at 2 a.m in the night nd ask u "are u sleeping?"
Ans :no,I'm picking beans,
, ,
2. When its raining and som1 notices u going out yet they ask,are u going out in this rain?? ,
Ans: no in the next one

3. You're making out with your girlfriend then u start pulling her pants den she asks; what are u trying to do??
Ans: I want to wash them 4 u

4 They see u coming out of the bathroom, wet; did u just have a bath?
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl.

5. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going 2ur office,yet they ask, r u going up??
Ans: no, I'm waiting for my office to come down and get me!

6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and u still ask him, are those flowers?
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!

7. You're in the toilet nd u locked the door,som1 knocks on the door asking; is any1 there?
Ans: No! na poo lock the door, mtscheew!!

8. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a frnd sees u and asks; what are you doing here?
Ans: I'm here to pay my school fees!, Mumu

9. When pple see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping??
Ans:No!I'm practising to die!! MUMU QUESTIONS, MTSCHEWWW,

If u have some more, don't hesitate to put them up here. Cheers!

* slaps op *

How many times is it gonna be posted, I av posted it, donkoline hav posted it, u sef don dey post am, get a life ASAP

hahahahahahahhhahh

i dey laff oooooooo

bunmioguns:

How many times is it gonna be posted, I av posted it, donkoline hav posted it, u sef don dey post am, get a life ASAP

Lol. Guy you're harsh o!

9ice joke but I can still see it.Where is the joke,please?

Dgunnerz:

9ice joke but I can still see it.Where is the joke,please?

check around the two balls between your laps.

Emmyk:

check around the two balls between your laps.

Am not a footballer.Where do you want me to see a ball?

Dgunnerz:

Am not a footballer.Where do you want me to see a ball?

buhahahahahahahah. I'm talking of your in-built balls.

I don't have an in-built balls oooooooo.

i dey laff smal smal ooooooo
he he he he he he he he hehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Dgunnerz:

I don't have an in-built balls oooooooo.

^^^ but u have in-built boris!!!!

BUSHY-ANUS:



* slaps op *

^^^ ***breaks bottle on bushy-anus's bushy big head***

bright007:

Thanks for your observation

^^^ U r nt unwelcome

mikuz:

@op
Mikuz- are you cooking?
Talking - no,na ya head i dey boil! Mumuni
Mikuz - are you having s. e .x ?
Talking - no, na hole i dey drill! Mumuni
Mikuz - is she ya wife?
Talking - no,she's just the mother of my children. Mumuni
Mikuz - you look wet,were you beaten by this rain?
Talking - no, i just dey come out from swimming pool! Mumuni
Mikuz - where is that noise coming from? is that the sound of ya generator?
Talking - no,na transformer i dey use! Mumuni
Mikuz - I will like to come for the party,should i dress well?
Talking - no,just come with boxers! Mumuni
Mikuz - do you drink satchet water?
Talking - no, na only pure water dey take. Mumuni
Mikuz - do you want to go out in this hot sun?
Talking - no, wait na call i wan make, i dey come!Mumuni

^^^^^^^
How I go get boris?
I be mechanic or forganiser(vulcanizer)

You be f u c kanizer

What's that?

;d ;d ;d

I've been laughing so hard, my stomach hurts))

Talking:

5. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going 2ur office,yet they ask, r u going up??
Ans: no, I'm waiting for my office to come down and get me!

9. When pple see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping??
Ans:No!I'm practising to die!! MUMU QUESTIONS, MTSCHEWWW,

bunmioguns:

How many times is it gonna be posted, I av posted it, donkoline hav posted it, u sef don dey post am, get a life ASAP

abeg helep me tell am oo, joke wey i suffer composer. smh.

Chitika:

I've been laughing so hard, my stomach hurts))

Abeg, take septrin make e for no burst.

Dgunnerz:

What's that?

^^^anoda mumuni qwesion. Mtssshheeeewwwww!