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Lol Jokes by francisbarrack(m): 9:32pm On Apr 02, 2016
I used N4,000 to buy fuel for my car. I
decided to use the
remaining N1,000 I had left in my pocket to
get some food
in a restaurant before I face the Lagos traffic.
As I ordered
the food and sat down to eat, a well-dressed
man in a suit
sitting beside me said, "I love the way you
eat,
try their snail,
I will pay."
I hastily added four pieces of snail at a cost
of N2,000 and
continued eating. He said again, "You eat so
well, please get
a bottle of wine so that you can drink after
eating."
I hastily made the order and was having fun.
My total bill
came up to about N10,000. I thanked him for
accepting to
pay.
As I stood to leave, my car key fell down and I
bent to pick
it. I discovered that the man was bare-footed!
I thought the
man was attending a certain church but 3
hefty guys
immediately busted in and grabbed him by the
arm. One of
them said to me, "I'm sorry if this man has
been disturbing
you, he just escape from our psychiatric
hospital this
morning...''
What Next ooo?.

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