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PIDGIN PROVERBS. Pls enjoy!!

1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value of pikin.
2. Woman wey never see problem... na im dey still hold
breast run.
3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep.
4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, na later é go hear am.
5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.
6. Weather hot!! e no mean say fowl go lay boiled egg.
7. Eye wey dey cry, dey see road.
8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey say him
march fish, wetin him mama go march?
9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say the
journey far.
10. Person wey don faint before no be stranger to death.
11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin hungry man
dey see.
12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she dey enjoy
labour pains.
13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut shit.
14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody hail am!! é
go hail himself
15. Toto water small, but é reach prick take baff.
16. If girl take husband do boyfriend, she go use boyfriend
do husband.
17. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck.
18. Na cricket tell him children say, no matter how ground
strong, dem no go sleep outside.
19. Pikin wey say him mama no fine they take style call him
papa blind man.
20. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take dey share
meat.
21. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him know wetin
im wan catch.
22. When breeze blow fowl nyash go open.
23. Student wey read na im serious, but student wey pass
na im know book.
24. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start.
25. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey for food.
26. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you.
27. Thief wey jump fence enter house where owner dey
wait for am, no go jump again.
28. If pikin say im sabi die, him papa sef go tell am say im
sabi bury.
29. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, na im dey kill am.
30. If e be you like say everybody dey craze, na you dey
craze.
31. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth cut am.
32. My thing and our thing no be the same oh!
33. Na happiness dey make prick stand.
34. Na as goat stand for market dem dey price am.
35. Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala.
36. Its a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija
go London.
37. No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans.
38. Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up
inside pot of soup.
39. Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap.
40. Akara and moin moin get the same papa and mama, na
wetin dem pass through make dem different.

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FTC THINGS STILL

Dude I just have to paste everything on my sticky note app.
BTW take this one join-- Na when piss dey finish e dey stain clothe.

Better soup na money kill am. . .
Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep,him sef no go sleep. . .
This one good,this one good. .nai make mad man carry plenty load. . .

I have a dream that one day this will reach front page.

u try die

haha

na when relationship dey new na him e dey sweet

Interpret No. 15