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20 Reasons Superheroes Cannot Survive In Nigeria by Nobody: 8:35am On Apr 07, 2016 |
1. Batman may get stranded. 2. No light to charge Iron man’s suit too. 3. Nigerian’s will have many problems with Wonder Woman. 4. And will probably shame her for being a female superhero. 5. And call her Ashawo. 6. Thor’s hammer would’ve gone missing. 7. Because the only Nigerians that can fly are witches and wizards… 8. Keep me anon Twitter would’ve have sent SubDeliveryMan a few DMs. 9. They wouldn’t have capes because Nigerian tailors are just disappointing. 10. Lagos traffic won’t let Batman be great. 11. Who wants to wear cape in this heat? 12. Nigerians can even call them oversabi people. 13. Batman will probably be too busy fighting his uncles over his father’s property. 14. The Incredible Hulk would’ve faced wahala with this mum. 15. Because someone can’t even take a little nap during morning devotion. 16. The flash would be that really fast Gala and La casera guy in traffic. 17. Spider man won’t be able to fight crime on the mainland. 18. Antman may die prematurely…. 19. Will Aquaman takeover dominion of the seas from the mammywater just like that? 20. What is an Iron man without light please? . cc. lalasticlala 5 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: 20 Reasons Superheroes Cannot Survive In Nigeria by Nobody: 8:36am On Apr 07, 2016 |
Eleyi gidigan |
Re: 20 Reasons Superheroes Cannot Survive In Nigeria by acenazt: 9:02am On Apr 07, 2016 |
Lmao 11-13 got me cracking. -Last last people go call wonder woman Ashewo -some people go don find how to use hawk man and him chick for Xmas meat after all Dem get feather -pesin for don pickpocket green lantern ring -hulk for b bouncer for elegushi -Joker for don turn basket mouth partner for video -superman for don run cos our wahala too much. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: 20 Reasons Superheroes Cannot Survive In Nigeria by ShakurM(m): 9:12am On Apr 07, 2016 |
1. How can Batman get stranded? His Batmobile of course has a road map and a dashboard radar 2. Iron man's suit can be powered through many ways, Thank God for our sun here, Iron man can go solar. 3. How can I have a problem with this 4. How can you shame the above sef. How See as human being set 5. Call wonder woman ashawo na, if your head no go see wonder 6. All of us on Nairaland can't even carry Thor's hammer because we are not Thor , it's like a King's crown 7. Forget that one, no be only witchcraft , we dey fly technically if we dey inside plane na 8. Wetin be this one? 9. The capes are made by the respective superhero's engineer or the superhero himself 10. The Batmobile can transform like Optimus prime into Okada sef, corner corner everything 11. The capes are like a memory cloth especially for Batman and can adapt to any weather 12. Dem no tell you the story of who call wonder woman ashawo 13. Batman doesn't have an uncle 14. Incredible Hulk is usually calm around the people he loves 15. 16. 17. Spiderman can fight crime in a phone booth sef 18. I agree, that Antman hian 19. I never watch this one 20. Refer to no 1 Op, I'm sorry . I'm a Marvel & Dc movie freak 1 Like |
Re: 20 Reasons Superheroes Cannot Survive In Nigeria by Nobody: 9:41am On Apr 07, 2016 |
With the power of invincibility and mind control, I can survive anywhere in the world. And I wouldn't need to wear a suit like Iron man, or fly around like superman, or carry a weapon like Thor. I would just be my normal everyday self. |
Re: 20 Reasons Superheroes Cannot Survive In Nigeria by ovalrose(f): 10:11am On Apr 07, 2016 |
Lmao! Na true ooo. |
Re: 20 Reasons Superheroes Cannot Survive In Nigeria by badinfluence: 12:13pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
ShakurM:This one just ruined a perfectly good thread... 2 Likes |
Re: 20 Reasons Superheroes Cannot Survive In Nigeria by cao(f): 9:03pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
LWKMD... |
Re: 20 Reasons Superheroes Cannot Survive In Nigeria by Kaycee7(m): 11:27pm On Apr 07, 2016 |
- Captain America's shield for don get Aba-made |
Re: 20 Reasons Superheroes Cannot Survive In Nigeria by Oluwaseytiano(m): 6:57am On Apr 08, 2016 |
Oliver Queen will be blamed for shooting spiritual arrows |
Re: 20 Reasons Superheroes Cannot Survive In Nigeria by Nobody: 7:40am On Apr 08, 2016 |
alexistaiwo:lalasticlala |
Re: 20 Reasons Superheroes Cannot Survive In Nigeria by dragonking2: 6:26pm On Apr 08, 2016 |
Hahaha so true...lalasticlala come and see o |
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