ADVANTAGES OF FUEL SCARCITY IN NIGERIA... {1}. Compounds are now noiseless. {2}. Wives are happy bcoz husband who like hanging out are now staying at home with family bcoz drinks outside are no more cold n soft again. {3}. All house wives are cooking, bcoz no more crunches & mr biggs {4}. Kids are reading their books since watching tv needs fuel. {5}. No more congestion in networks since many phones are off. {6}. Browsing & downloading is faster than before bcoz no much people are online. {7}. Everyone sleep very early now bcoz no more late night movies. {8}. People pray & fast now than b4 bcoz notin to distract our attention {9}. Even God is very happy when people who havent go to church for month and years are now going to church and stay for both first, second & third service just to charge their phones.... ADVANTAGE OF HEAT IN NIGERIA. {1}. People who bath once a week now bath everyday. {2}. Body odour now reduce bcoz people now bath well {3}. People are not scare again when sum people want to rise their arm up {4}. Arms hair are now black instead of 4 to 5 colours {5}. Handkachief are sold than polo n other wears. {6}. Underwears are now clean bcoz u must off ur cloth even walking on the streets..... Abi i lie Everything in this world has its advantage