Breaking News In Owerri. It happened in Owerri
2days ago. I heard it yesterday at lunch. This
world is becoming even more scary oh. A
newly married man saw a prostitute clothed
seductively by the road. She was just to sexy
to be overlooked. He picked her up and
abandoned the way home to a hotel. He
lodged in with her. In less than five minutes
he was on top of her. The prostitute was as
flexible as a snake. When he was having sex
with her, her moanings sounded like a 'hissing
snake'. But he was carried away with her
moves and didn't really give his concern to it.
The married man had sex with her over and
over again. Paid her more than what they
bargained. He woke up at voodoo hour with
the intention of having another round with
her. He didn't find her on the bed. He heard
hissing sounds in the bathroom. He scrambles
out of bed and saunters to the bathroom. He
opened the door. His heart beat drummed
heavily as he saw big pythons talking to each
other. He screamed loudly. The pythons
leaped on him. He ran to the door and found
it locked. The pythons crawled to him. He
shouted for help and banged the door. The
pythons got to him and jumps to strike him. ""
"" Immediately he woke up! And almost
screamed but couldn't when he discovered it
was just a nightmare. The room was dark. The
lights were switched off he felt...He felt
something cold touching his body. He
searched with his hands and it felt like a
cylinder with a hard skin impregnated with
scales. He finally felt something trying to
swallow his head. He touched it and
discovered it was a big snake trying to
swallow him up. The room wasn't dark. His
head, down to his chest was inside the
snake's mouth. The snake's poisonous saliva
covered his face. He started struggling and
struggling. But the snake pinned him down.
He tried to scream for help but couldn't
because if he opens his mouth, the snake's
poisonous saliva will flow in and he will
unavoidably swallowed it forcefully. He kicked
with his leg, used his hands but the snake
was too strong. He managed to bite the
snake's tongue. The snake got wounded and
involuntarily vomits him. He looked at the
snake with blood on his mouth and discovered
it was a big python. He grabbed an empty
bottle and smashed the python. The python
collapsed. He jerked up and jumped out of the
bed. He started screaming for help. He dashed
out of the hotel. He got home, looking all
clean and cool. His wife was asleep already.
He crawled into the bed beside his wife and
slept off. He woke up almost at dawn and
discovered his wife has turned into a snake..
The wife told him everything he did and how
he struck a python dead. Before he could
apologise, his wife told him she was her
mother disguised in a different body. He
cheated on her with her mother. She got so
angry. The man almost committed suicide. His
wife told him to return to that hotel and carry
her mother back to the house if not she'll kill
him. He left immediately and rushed down to
the hotel. He went straight to the hotel room
and found his wife, mother-inlaw, his sister
and his mother in the room. They were all
hissing like snakes. Immediately he realised
they were all in the same secret cult. They
stood up and watched him without saying a
word. Great panic gripped him by the throat.
He couldn't talk..... And the only problem now
is **I don't just know how I will end this FAKE
STORY...**** Mtchewwwww... Happened in
OWERRI my foot ..... Fake story joor... I'm
sorry if I scared you. Anyway this is one way
of saying *be careful in life* No vex. Infact, if u like make u vex, u go fight me..?

I guess your April fool day was postponed to today?

Lolz...if only we had jobs in Nigerian

Things like these happen all the time but when I knew you were lying was at the part where you said that he smashed the snake's head with a bottle and it collapsed.

Evidence1000:
Things like these happen all the time but when I knew you were lying was at the part where you said that he smashed the snake's head with a bottle and it collapsed.

The OP is a f00l for this but you are a bigger f00l for believing things like this happen!! I wonder what kind of children you will raise when your their parent reasons like this? No wonder there will always be poor people!!!

Trust me! Such reasoning I only hear when around the poor people! I wonder why?

You are the biggest of all fools.

lestat:


The OP is a f00l for this but you are a bigger f00l for believing things like this happen!! I wonder what kind of children you will raise when your their parent reasons like this? No wonder there will always be poor people!!!

Trust me! Such reasoning I only hear when around the poor people! I wonder why?

From your statement, I can say that your English teacher is the biggest fool. You lack sense. Seems you talk before thinking .

Evidence1000:


From your statement, I can say that your English teacher is the biggest fool. You lack sense. Seems you talk before thinking .

My point has been proven..retard

lestat:


My point has been proven..retard

It seems that this your senseless-ness is hereditary.

Evidence1000:


It seems that this your senseless-ness is hereditary.

again you prove my point. retardd

You must be a "snake-human".

Just a warning to guys to be careful,you don't have to be insultive