I love you mayD


hope say my hubby no see this o ?

sincerely e look like 1 of dem sha






Hehehn!! Lest i forget

*****NEW SCAM OO!!*****

Don't fall a victim o!

You will never believe what happened to me today.

I still can't get over it.

I went to the supermarket to pick something to eat
before an event. As I was walking down the aisle, I noticed this
woman starring at me.
I looked at her and kept walking to the front counter
to pick bottled water and gala.
As I picked them and turned, I found the same woman
right behind me! I tried to show her some
love, so I smiled & said "hi".
Then I went on to get a canned coke.
Can u believe the same woman followed me?
I was getting a little bit
nervous and mad because she was following me without saying a thing.
But I tried to stay friendly, I just said "hi" again.
She finally responded and said, "I am sorry for
starring but you look just like my youngest SON.
We just buried him two weeks ago" I felt silly for
getting mad as I expressed my sympathy to her. She said she was fine as she knows that her Child is
with the Lord.
She then asked me to do her a favour which I obliged.
She said "I'm a bit sad that my child never said
goodbye to me before passing on".
She asked me to get in line behind her so when she's leaving the store, I should say "goodbye mum" so she
could have some sense of closure.
Though her request was weird, I however agreed to
grant it.
So as she collected her bags from the cashier and
walked away, I said "bye mum". She turned and said "bye dear".
When d cashier calculated my stuff, she said d total
was N18,750.
I said what!!!
Can u tell me how a N70 bottled water, N50 gala and
N100 canned coke equals N18,750? She said "your mum said you are paying for hers too".
My mum? I shouted.
That woman is not my mother ooo!!!.
I quickly rushed out just in time to see the woman
approaching the parking lot. I ran after her and was
screaming..."ex cuse me, excuse me!!!". She started running.
I caught up with her just before she was able to close
the door of her car.
I kept on pulling and pulling her leg, just like I am
pulling yours now!
You too like gist self. See as you serious dey read....

Abeg easy on him ooo this lambasting is too much add some thing nice haba una no go kill person

ujoseph006:
Mr May D Arrives Congo For A Concert Putting On Nigeria Military Uniform

The nigeria singer, shared photos of himself pictured putting on Nigeria military uniform as he arrives congo for a concer

See photos below:-

Source:- http://9jaflaver.com/mr-may-d-arrives-congo-for-a-concert-putting-on-nigeria-military-uniform-see-photos/

Son, you mean all camouflage dress belongs to the Nigerian military??!

BiggerBangs:
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But why May D and Adekunle Gold too look alik[/size]e

wrong comparison....a figment of your imagination.

This boy no dey word,yanga sit down jeje u dey wake am. You bloody celeb shege,you dare Nigeria Army.

He certainly wore it after he boarded the flight to Congo.

JohnieWalker:
Who is MayD? maybe he is one of the new fuel marketer

May B na PMS black marketer

I like this guy ND don't ask me why

my best naija dancer. d love me get for u na Jackie chan

So they still invite him for show thought he's done with music

**looks at pictures**
When did a pair of jeans, a baseball cap, a pair of trainers, a backpack & an untucked camo shirt with the cuffs haphazardly rolled up become the official uniform of the Nigerian military?

iyamchee:
just negodu dis boy

Afu go m yaa,ewere ihe di iche ebe ono?

nigerian musician are the biggest in africa

prettythicksme:
So?who e epp,he dey sell fuel?

Ma niggi.. Hwfa u na?

just2okworld:
I love you mayD
hope say my hubby no see this o ?

You love him because he is tall and dark abi.


Don't worry, I go tell your hubby

just2okworld:
I love you mayD


hope say my hubby no see this o ?

hmmmmmm so dis is wat u do online? Come home, and u will see ur self

Just Wearing Camo up and down! Wish those soldiers catch you ehn!

NIGERIAN MUSICIANS DESTROYING NIGERIA'S MILITARY IMAGE SINCE 2000

MrMcJay:
May D, make sure you wear this camo come back to Naija o. By the time a left-handed hausa soldier with tribal marks load u better slap ehn, your life go remain 1 bar.

Ahahahahahahhhaaa

MrMcJay:
May D, make sure you wear this camo come back to Naija o. By the time a left-handed hausa soldier with tribal marks load u better slap ehn, your life go remain 1 bar.

May D wud b lik; "Wat? dont u no hu abee? am May D,M.A.Y-D,..Tuawawawaaaa!!!(Beta resounding slap)
May D o of oFFicer(sobbing) person no fit follow una play? my name is Malacai Akpobiri Yakubu Daramola!! no be to pull of de cloth? ok i don commotam!!

ujoseph006:
Mr May D Arrives Congo For A Concert Putting On Nigeria Military Uniform

The nigeria singer, shared photos of himself pictured putting on Nigeria military uniform as he arrives congo for a concer

See photos below:-

Source:- http://9jaflaver.com/mr-may-d-arrives-congo-for-a-concert-putting-on-nigeria-military-uniform-see-photos/

our elders say,if person head go spoil, na neck go first start to dey pain am

I still don't understand why these animals always go mad whenever they see you wearing camouflage.primitive fools.

well fashion wise. .he didn't rock it well

MrMcJay:
May D, make sure you wear this camo come back to Naija o. By the time a left-handed hausa soldier with tribal marks
load u better slap ehn, your life go remain 1 bar.

He no go escape the slap, anytime he come back the slap go dey wait for am. Dem get this picture and he go confess where he see am get. I trust my Soja dem

MrMcJay:
May D, make sure you wear this camo come back to Naija o. By the time a left-handed hausa soldier with tribal marks load u better slap ehn, your life go remain 1 bar.

No mind the guy

IVORY2009:


hmmmmmm so dis is wat u do online? Come home, and u will see ur self

what?
my hubby doesn't shout like this online na

Neyoor:


You love him because he is tall and dark abi.


Don't worry, I go tell your hubby

hehehehehe my hubby is more handsome than him,forget o,I'm only admiring him....dazall

ramdris:
This guy should ask wiz kid wetin Soldier do am for wearing camo..

I miss that gist, Abeg yarn me.

prettythicksme:
So?who e epp,he dey sell fuel?

Lolz. Fiffle dey fex o