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What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by ireneony(f): 6:00am On Apr 10, 2016
First of all my reason for not going to church today is; my left eye is swollen and I'm in pain I can't just face the reaction I will get from people. so i have decided to stay indoor till the pain subside.

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by ElDeeVee(m): 6:06am On Apr 10, 2016
ireneony:
First of all my reason for not going to church today is; my left eye is swallow and I'm in pain I can't just face the reactions I will get from people, so i have decided to stay indoor till the pain subside.

What does this even mean

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by Cutehector(m): 6:24am On Apr 10, 2016
Igbo babes be "gbagauning" like say tomorrow no dey

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by confistified(m): 6:26am On Apr 10, 2016
Went to church today and was blessed...... Thank God I changed my mind smiley

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by Shiifi(m): 6:26am On Apr 10, 2016
Me and Buhari are going to china

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by Nobody: 6:32am On Apr 10, 2016
ElDeeVee:


What does this even mean
It's like she put eba in her eye.

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by Nobody: 6:33am On Apr 10, 2016
Life is too short to go to church.

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by ireneony(f): 6:35am On Apr 10, 2016
Cutehector:
Igbo babes be "gbagauning" like say tomorrow no dey
if you don't have any meaningful words to contribute to this thread I suggest you back off.
Pls this is not yabaleft

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by ireneony(f): 6:37am On Apr 10, 2016
ElDeeVee:


What does this even mean
pardon me I meant swollen"....
Auto correct mistake smiley

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by ElDeeVee(m): 6:55am On Apr 10, 2016
ireneony:
pardon me I meant swollen"....
Auto correct mistake smiley

Alright, take care of it.

Enjoy
Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by Nobody: 7:08am On Apr 10, 2016
ireneony:
pardon me I meant swollen"....
Auto correct mistake smiley
Apollo or too much of watching bad thing? grin

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by Legendre2(m): 7:45am On Apr 10, 2016
I've totally lost interest in going to church.

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by johnydon22(m): 7:50am On Apr 10, 2016
Having a good talk with the pastor over beer is better than going to buy jewish myths with your money

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by ireneony(f): 8:00am On Apr 10, 2016
sonOfLucifer:

Apollo or too much of watching bad thing? grin
Seriously I don't know what medication to take again...my left eye has refused to obey the law of gravity

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by lepasharon(f): 8:04am On Apr 10, 2016
I realised religion is a scam

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by UyiIredia(m): 8:18am On Apr 10, 2016
Well I'm not going to church cuz the person that takes us in car ain't coming. Besides I'm not sure of how tfare for bus will be. So I'm sitting tight at home.

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by UyiIredia(m): 8:23am On Apr 10, 2016
ireneony:
First of all my reason for not going to church today is; my left eye is swollen and I'm in pain I can't just face the reaction I will get from people. so i have decided to stay indoor till the pain subside.

Awww ! I'd hate to see your pretty face go awful. Eye drops can help ease the pain if you feel any. BTW what caused the swollen eye ?
Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by ireneony(f): 8:25am On Apr 10, 2016
Lalasticlala did/will you go to church today?

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by ireneony(f): 8:28am On Apr 10, 2016
UyiIredia:


Awww ! I'd hate to see your pretty face go awful. Eye drops can help ease the pain if you feel any. BTW what caused the swollen eye ?
nothing o...
In beyonce voice :::::I woke up like this grin
Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by onetrack(m): 8:30am On Apr 10, 2016
Am currently at St. Mattress, and I expect I will be here much of the morning. wink

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by UyiIredia(m): 8:30am On Apr 10, 2016
ireneony:
nothing o...
In beyonce voice :::::I woke up like this grin

You just woke up with swollen eye. That doesn't usually happen for no reason. Maybe an irritant entered your eye. Any way sorry and if it gets to painful you can use some eye drops.
Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by ireneony(f): 8:32am On Apr 10, 2016
UyiIredia:


You just woke up with swollen eye. That doesn't usually happen for no reason. Maybe an irritant entered your eye. Any way sorry and if it gets to painful you can use some eye drops.
I'm allergic to eye drops. I took some antibiotics and I also prayed to God.
Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by UyiIredia(m): 8:36am On Apr 10, 2016
ireneony:
I'm allergic to eye drops. I taken some antibiotics and I also prayed to God.

Okay.
Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by Nobody: 9:27am On Apr 10, 2016
ireneony:
I'm allergic to eye drops. I taken some antibiotics and I also prayed to God.

Mmm...
1. One shld be very careful with the use of antibiotics and only use it when prescribed by a medical specialist and by strictly following up the dosage, timing etc. Its unbelievable u can buy antibiotics freely on the market there without prescription and start randomly using it. Dangerous!!
2. Praying to God wont help a shit, He aint no dj who is playing the song u demand. What might help is using your own brain. Observe the eye well, describe the problem properly, analyse what the eye might have been in touch with, see if you have other symtoms or general malaise, measure your temperature, if u dont trust the situation try to see a doctor. Maybe its just allergic reaction, no antibiotics work on that!! No play games with your eyes nor with your health (antibiotics are undermining your general healthy condition when u take them unnescesary as candies!!).

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by ireneony(f): 9:30am On Apr 10, 2016
Tufanja:


Mmm...
1. One shld be very careful with the use of antibiotics and only use it when prescribed by a medical specialist and by strictly following up the dosage, timing etc. Its unbelievable u can buy antibiotics freely on the market there without prescription and start randomly using it. Dangerous!!
2. Praying to God wont help a shit, He aint no dj who is playing the song u demand. What might help is using your own brain. Observe the eye well, describe the problem properly, analyse what the eye might have been in touch with, see if you have other symtoms or general malaise, measure your temperature, if u dont trust the situation try to see a doctor. Maybe its just allergic reaction, no antibiotics work on that!! No play games with your eyes nor with your health (antibiotics are undermining your general healthy condition when u take them unnescesary as candies!!).
thanks for the advice...I appreciate!
Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by Revolva(m): 9:48am On Apr 10, 2016
We don't need church in the 21st century ok after all its all regious brainwashing be yourself africans

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by CltrAltDelicious(m): 10:22am On Apr 10, 2016
cheesy

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by Sijo01(f): 10:33am On Apr 10, 2016
Duty call!
Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by Nobody: 10:34am On Apr 10, 2016
This same topic every Sunday.

Are the answers ever different?

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by ololo12: 10:34am On Apr 10, 2016
I've not been to church in 10 years

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by dynamite11: 10:35am On Apr 10, 2016
Amaka is coming

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Re: What Are Your Reasons For Not Going To Church Today? by MrKong: 10:35am On Apr 10, 2016
There is traffick

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