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1. Batman may get stranded.
Where would batman find fuel to use to drive his BatMobile?

2. No light to charge Iron man’s suit too.
Iron Man go go dey charge him suit for barber shop.

3. Nigerian’s will have many problems with Wonder Woman.
Wonder Woman will try to save someone and get hit with "Auntie thank you oh but
pliz dis ya skirt is too short"

4. And will probably shame her for being a female superhero.
"wonder woman go and marry"
"nawa oh since no man"
"how will she have man when she's too strong "
" lol see her payint e dey find man"


5. And call her Ashawo.
when Wonder Woman steps out like this, Nigerians would be like
pic.twitter.com/nPMULRnWwf

6. Thor’s hammer would’ve gone missing.
Forget not being worthy to lift It, Obalende boys will still fap Thor's hammer.

7. Because the only Nigerians that can fly are witches and wizards…
Lmao people won't accept them because they'll call them witches and wizards

8. Keep me anon Twitter would’ve have sent SubDeliveryMan a few DMs.
Nigerian Twitter user in Subdeliveryman's dm: did u knw @Peterpark & @SpiderMan
are the same person & @Clark & @Superman too… Keep me anon

9. They wouldn’t have capes because Nigerian tailors are just
disappointing.
lol tailor wey suppose sew cape go dey waste time

10. Lagos traffic won’t let Batman be great.
Batman defs can't speed like a madman in his batmobile with this traffic.

11. Who wants to wear cape in this heat?
They won't wear costumes. Weather is too hot

12. Nigerians can even call them oversabi people.
Nigerians will steady give attitude
*saves someone
Who sent you

13. Batman will probably be too busy fighting his uncles over his father’s
property.
Batman's fathers brothers will come and take away all the belongings

14. The Incredible Hulk would’ve faced wahala with this mum.
*Hulk's Nigerian mum vexs hulk*
*Hulk starts getting angry*
Mum: see him see him turning green already

15. Because someone can’t even take a little nap during morning devotion.
*superman sleeps during devotion*
Nigerian mum: u can fly up & down all day but u cant pray, no matter how big u're
u're not bigger than God

16. The flash would be that really fast Gala and La casera guy in traffic.

we spoil potential too much , the flash is probably selling gala on TMB
,ironman never finished from unilag, he works at gtb

17. Spider man won’t be able to fight crime on the mainland.
Spiderman can only web around on the Island

18. Antman may die prematurely….
It's 'Sniper' that will kill Ant Man last last

19. Will Aquaman takeover dominion of the seas from the mammywater
just like that?
Aqua man will have to fight with mami water

20. What is an Iron man without light please?
No light for iron man to invent

Source : http://zikoko.com/list/20-reasons-superheroes-cannot-survive-in-nigeria/

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