1. If You Marry A Girl That Can't Cook, Bros Your Case Dey
"MR BIGGS"


2. When next you check your boyfriend's texts. Ignore his
chats with girls, and check the ones with guys. That's where
the truth is


3. No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is, as long as it won't tell you Christ's Second coming, its as Useless as the
"P"in Psycho


4. If you have attended over 100 weddings and you are still
single. Sister, you are no longer different from a canopy.


5. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help comes from
Above not Abroad.


6. Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and ask,
"Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then wait for your
heart to beat fast. .


7. A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of a cat, cat is
afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man is afraid of
his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a cockroach. That's life


8. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago .BBM - 5Mins ago,
Twitter- 2Mins ago . Bible - 2002. My dear, the Devil has
soaked your cane in kerosene


9. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as the 2nd and 3rd
app for chats and gossip, but Women Still retain the 1st
position


10. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made. So
think deep, choose ur prison mate carefully & sentence
urself wisely to avoid Prison break


11. To those who commit suicide; why are you So selfish?
Why kill yourself when so many people are looking for who
to use for money rituals?


12. As a matter of fact, there's no female angel in the Bible
So if any guy calls you an angel na wash ooooo.


13. And if after reading this u refuse to add yours, devil dey
dance shakiti bobo for your head.....!!!