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football in bed by vizion: 9:36am On Nov 15, 2005 |
An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football!" A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!" After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!" Not to be out done the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Fieldgoal, I lead 17 to 14!" Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed. The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?" The old man replied, "Half-time, Switch sides!" |
Re: football in bed by legovo(m): 3:14pm On Nov 19, 2005 |
ahhhhhhhhhhhh aaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: football in bed by owolabi(m): 3:18pm On Nov 19, 2005 |
whao what do they eat b4 they left 4 bed............cool man [i][/i][b][/b][s][/s] |
Re: football in bed by icingbaby(f): 2:42am On Nov 20, 2005 |
Re: football in bed by goodguy(m): 11:21pm On Nov 20, 2005 |
Very funny! |
Re: football in bed by Aderonke(f): 4:49pm On Nov 21, 2005 |
=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) too funny! |
Re: football in bed by micklplus(m): 11:24am On Nov 23, 2005 |
oh lawd have mercy ! what the, was that ! fart football? abeg to be excused. i hope they wont have to fart out all their veins and intestines before day breaks ! cool joke |
Re: football in bed by Rolly: 5:32pm On Nov 25, 2005 |
aha aha! thats was nice! aha aha aha!!!!!!!! |
Re: football in bed by Oracle(m): 5:55am On Dec 01, 2005 |
men that was very funny the coupled was really loaded and they had an excitin game |
Re: football in bed by hotangel2(f): 6:17am On Dec 01, 2005 |
tooooooooooooooooo Funny! |
Re: football in bed by christyne(f): 3:27pm On Dec 01, 2005 |
I cant just stop laughin..... =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) |
Re: football in bed by GeeCee(m): 4:36pm On Nov 08, 2007 |
Bringing up old jokes from the archive! |
Re: football in bed by omen: 7:15pm On Nov 08, 2007 |
We are taking both of them to fart Competition come next Olympic. Cool guy! |
Re: football in bed by biggerboy(m): 6:01pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
i guess they ate spoilt egg and moinmoin |
Re: football in bed by Migines(m): 12:35am On Nov 10, 2007 |
Lol |
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