When I was born, I'm black.
When I grow up, I'm black.
When I go out in the sun, I'm black.
When I'm cold, I'm black.
When I'm scared, I'm black.
When I'm sick, I'm black.
And when I die, I'm still black.

You white folks…
When you're born, you're pink.
When you grow up, you're white.
When you go out in the sun, you're red.
When you're cold, you're blue.
When you're scared, you're yellow.
When you're sick, you're green.
When you bruise, you go purple.
And when you die, you go grey.

So who you callin' coloured?



The World's Easiest Quiz (not)

Have a pop at what immediately appears to be the world's easiest quiz. To pass, you need five correct answers (answers at the bottom of the page):


1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
What colour is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane?

Answers below,















And here are the answers:
1) (How long did the Hundred Years War last?) 116 years
2) (Which country makes Panama hats?) Ecuador
3) (From which animal do we get catgut?) Sheep and Horses
4) (In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?) November
5) (What is a camel's hair brush made of?) Squirrel fur
6) (The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?) Dogs
7) (What was King George VI's first name?) Albert
(What colour is a purple finch?) Crimson
9) (Where are Chinese gooseberries from?) New Zealand
10) (What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane?) Orange, of course





Saudi Arabian Justice… (13)


An American, an Englishman and a Frenchman are in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze when Saudi police rush in and arrest them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they are all sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they are able to successfully appeal their sentences down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik announced: “It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.”

The Englishman was first in line, he thought for a while and then said “Please tie a pillow to my back.” This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. When the punishment was done he had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The Frenchman was next up. After watching the Englishman in horror, he said smugly: “Please fix two pillows to my back.” But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, and the Frenchman was soon led away whimpering loudly (as they do).

The American was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said: “You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!”

“Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness”, the American replied. “In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes.”

“Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave.” The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face. “If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish, what is it to be?” the Sheik asked.

The American replied: “Tie the Frenchman to my back.”

Nice jokes

i go laugh tomorow

Lol
Thanks
Uncle frank howdy!

Lol nice try!

Makus makus

yinkalink:

Lol
Thanks
Uncle frank howdy!

Good good good SWEETY . . .
no skin pain at'all
lol

U nko. . Hope u awryt

Yea,m aite

Lol

My Baby Is Running Season 2!!

U eh!

nice collection
but yinks y d ugly face nah?
or is El not performing

Thanks kody,he‘s bin naughty

kody-licky:

nice collection
but yinks y d ugly face nah?
or is El not performing

*in bin's voice*
shittz!!

@jackpot
wats ya own nah? dont twist my words ooo

^^wait. . .you dey fear the guy? Hehehe

@kody,my baby n i made up
@dzackpot,koboko dey hungry u shey?