An Israeli doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so
advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in
another, and have him looking for work
in 6 weeks."
A British doctor says: "That is nothing; we can
take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have
him looking for work in 4 weeks."
A Canadian doctor says:
"In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take
half a
heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them
both looking for work in 2
weeks."
A Nigerian doctor, not to be outdone, says: "You
guys are way behind...... We just took a man with NO brain,
made him President, and now the
whole country is looking for work.