Basically, Nigerian women have interesting
qualities. Firstly, they know all the tricks in the
world to make you do their bidding and then
they could turn on their drama skills and use
some fast lines on you too.



Growing up with many Nigerian women around
could make you possess one or two of their traits
and start to act like them yourself. There are
certain qualities that Nigerian women exhibit; and
you know for sure that you have been transformed
into one when you start doing the following:




1. When You Bargain In The Market Until You Are Insulted:

Don’t bother paying, come and steal it

Have you tried going to the market with a Nigerian
woman? It even becomes more dramatic if she is a
mother as she would want to cut down her budget
by all means to save money.

Nigerian women have the habit of bargaining in the
market till market sellers insult them and ask them
to take the wares without paying. When you start to
do this, just know you are gradually transforming
into a typical Nigerian woman.


2. When You Can Talk With Your Eyes:

Most Nigerian women expect their children to
understand body signs and languages. Your mother
could hit you for failing to understand some sign
she gave you with her eyes.

Overtime, these signs become a part of the
children too. When you start to use your eyes to tell
someone to pick up money from the floor, then you
have succeeded in becoming a typical Nigerian
woman.


3. When You Cannot Do Little Chores By Yourself:

Nigeria is blessed with a lot of hardworking
women. Most of these women display this all the
time and train their children to do likewise.

However, they love being pesky for no reason.
You know you have become a typical Nigerian
woman when you start to ask your children to get
you an object you could get for yourself. And worse
still, when you start to use your mouth to point out
directions.


4. When You Make Retorts Without Thinking
Them Through:

Sorry for yourself!

Most Nigerian women seem to have ready-made
answers. Try not to offend any of them or risk
being compared to an object you despise.

In other cases, they show their frustration by
making statements that showcase their efforts.
When a child says he/she is hungry, they retort by
saying ‘ Come and eat me.



5. When You Cannot Accept Simple Apology:

To err is human and to forgive is divine, they say;
offending a Nigerian could feel like hell. Nigerian
women could be very difficult at times. You know
you have been initiated when someone tells you
sorry and you cannot help saying ‘Sorry for
yourself.’


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