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Lagos Boys! by mhizzpatra(f): 10:49am On Apr 22, 2016 |
One thing about using the public transport system in Lagos is that you get to truly experience the diverse citizenry of this state, in close contact. Between waiting at bus stops and crossing highways and sitting in traffic cooped up in mass transit buses, you get to see a lot of people. Just the other day, I was walking to the bus park and I noticed a guy walking towards me, lips spread wide in a big smile. “You are so beautiful!”, he shouted at me as I drew up alongside him. I didn’t know when I burst out laughing. Not because of the compliment, but I was just amused by the fact there are all sorts of boys in this Lagos sha . The good, the bad and the, well, Ugly! I looked back, waved a thank you and well…. that experience inspired this article on Lagos Boys. I am not sure I would be able to cover all of them though, this is the list I was able to come up with, I will need you in the comment box to help add other groups. The Rushers: These guys are constantly in a hurry. Always walking quickly somewhere and pushing past people or stepping on their feet. They rarely remember to say sorry! I had an encounter with one on my way the other day. I had decided to rock my nude Atmosphere flats for the first time (the best flats I ever owned!) and this man in his rush to God-Knows-Where stepped on my flats and because it the outer shell was fabric and of a light color, the stain his shoes left was quite obvious. When I looked up, he had hurried away. I could not cry. I wore my shoe like that to the event I had dressed up to go to. Now when I see those sort, I just make way for them and wish them happy rushing! The Thinkers: These ones are always lost in thought, They wear the most serious faces, never smiling, always looking out of the bus windows, never concentrating – they are sha always lost in thought. One experience that would never leave my head was when I saw one almost get knocked down. He appeared so absentminded as he crossed the road and barely escaped getting hit by the bus I was in. But I wouldn’t totally put the blame on him because the bus driver too wasn’t looking. He had been busy arguing with passengers and trying to collect bus money since he had no conductor. Some Thinkers are good though, some hardly get carried away. The Lookers: Goodness! These ones can look for Africa! I do not know if they do it deliberately, but what I know is that they hardly ever look in the direction they are going. Always looking back or around and most times they are looking at something that is absolutely none of their business. Like one that I encountered today; he was coming from opposite me, his neck was bent, and he was just looking to the right. I traced his gaze and I met the curvy girl whose body grabbed his attention. Shebi , you will look small and remove your face or park somewhere, stand and stare. No! Not this one, he was walking with his head turned to the right and almost bumped into me. “Face your front joor !” I shouted. He turned abruptly and the smile on his face faded almost immediately. I didn’t even bother, I was not in the mood. The Geeks: These ones are always serious, identifiable by their geek glasses, looking ahead, just too serious-looking. There is one that lives in my area. His shirt is forever tucked into his pants, and you can spot him with his back-pack, everyday – Monday to Sunday always serious! ( He kinda has a fine face though! Hehehe!) The English Men: This group of guys and their ‘ phonee’. Chai! They are always speaking big English. Whether it is to the men at the newspaper stands or the woman selling gala and drinks or the bus conductor, they just dish out English. And that’s okay, but the bad part is when they now shell or mis-prounouce or attempt to ‘phonee’ with local accents. It is never funny. The Big Boys: These ones are fresh! And fine, and wealthy, and mostly educated. You rarely see them in buses or car parks or sidewalks except they are exercising or jogging along the Lekki- Ikoyi bridge. I should think we are all familiar with this group. The Singers: These ones just always get on nerve as my brain reacts in a certain way when I hear people sing or even clap off- key. It is unbearable for me! So just imagine my pain when I am stuck in a bus with a singer, I mean I know the song you are listening to or claim to be singing and what I am hearing is a far cry from it. The worst is when they sing in falsetto. I just can’t deal. The Area Boys: I need not explain this too, right? They are everywhere and can be very mischievous and helpful when they want to be. Always primed, ready for action, and an “Ole! Ole!” away. The Machos: You know these guys now – big arms, broad chest, and maybe with 8-packs. I mean the really huge guys, the kind they use for bouncers at parties and events. They are rarely on the road and when they are, please my sister just stay on your lane. I encountered one at an ATM stand last week, he came in right after me, huge and extremely tall. We were on the queue; the lady before me had just finished using the ATM and it did not pay out. She turned around to maybe join the queue and wait to test another machine when I felt someone push me from behind. Not tap or hit, but push, “ Oya, go front na “. It was Mr. Macho. “It is not working now Oga” I replied him. I was infuriated at his unnecessary behaviour and wanted to lash out at him, but his size would not let me. I stole a glance at the security men outside, but those ones did not appear to be a match for him so I just kept quiet and jejely behaved myself. Even when I finished using the ATM, he barely allowed me come out of the stand area, pushing me with his body again as he moved to use the ATM. I just shook my head. In those sort of situations it’s totally wise and okay to be speechless. The Noise Makers: Whether creating the noise themselves (like the ones that would comment on everything and anything in the bus, and would always find a way to link it all to the “bad Government”) or propagating other people’s noise (Like the ones that have their music/radio at the highest volume without using an earpiece/earphones), these ones are just noisy! Have I missed any? |
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