Some foolish NL would not read d Post but will hurry to comment as if their comments has helped anybody before. some are asking of photos or they won't believe d OP fine ..... don't believe, after all there was no missing joystick........ the story is a fiction by d OP my view. more ink to your pen..

Climax4:
very interesting @OP in fact you have made my mourning sweet

who are you mourning??

This op can lie ooo..kudos, well structured.

Climax4:
very interesting @OP in fact you have made my mourning sweet

Mourning? Na wa o

Climax4:
very interesting @OP in fact you have made my mourning sweet

ur mourning! who die?

wao even our prick is affected by this fuel scarcity

We hear wela!

Climax4:
very interesting @OP in fact you have made my mourning sweet

mourning sweet?

Climax4:
very interesting @OP in fact you have made my mourning sweet

samzheee:
who are you mourning??

lol

Nice cooked gist

This boy suppose open him boxers make we see with our korokoro eyes say true true him Gala dey miss"

lwkmd

Brb


Beautifully written and well articulated with a lol ending. Nice job op

Haha! Nothing go make me enta any filling station at odd hours again!

DickDastardly:
who get that Alhaji number i get job for am for one mod head. Or better still, na to just tell fulani herdsmen say im pass near there missing cow

The mod name start from M aabi?

Very funny

Lalast. forward to nollywood.

funny. excellent write up.
kudos to the op.

Things like this happen in Lagos frequently. me still wondering how a prick can get stolen.

Nice 1 op, I'm impressed

Kudos to you OP

Ehennnn. You wan use this write up steal our prick abiiii. Where the op? Who get tire and 20 litres of fuel make we burn the op? I go pour 5 litres on the op and keep the remaining 15 incase the fire no burn well. As we were about to set fire on the op, na so nepa bring light.

HE WHO HAS FUEL HAS EVERYTHING

Eko ile!

Lasgidi palava....d only state in d world dat have many names with different problem



9ce write up bro.....

Lovely story very funny indeed can't stop laughing

chingydaboss:
Quiet intersting...

All this wicked pple still dey steal person prick

God help us..

it is a poem for fuel scarcity not real story

Interesting n funny story,more grace unto u.

Missing Pen1s scam. They rob and kill innocent people.

Without rendering services, selling goods, inheritance, stealing or defrauding. You can Never earn money.

If ritual money/ power were real, our economy would be needing that right now.

Junior66:
'Hope you didnt make up this story.

he's a genius if he did.

Am a critique to write ups. Buh ur work has passed a message as well as entertain me that i don't know from which angle to criticize. Thumbs up!

Hahahaha. But I will like to be professionally criticized to get better.