10. You've got a hole in your head.
9.  Your master strangles you all the time.
8.  Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.
7.  You shrink in cold water.
6.  You never get a haircut.
5.  You always hang around with 2 nuts.
4.  Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
3.  Your best friend is a pussy.
2.  Your scalp gets cut off at birth.

And the number one reason why it sucks to be a prick, :

1.  Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

hmm

prick don suffer o

nice one lol

@Ariba

Na u post the joke, na u 1st reply am with "hmmm"

Hmmmm for u oh!!!!

afta i been write the joke, i come read am well well dat na why i reply hmm

wat of pussies?any reasons y they hate being cunts .
nice one

hehheheheheheh

cool, cool

! :d

! :d

duh??

duh? i sure say u just finish smoking shi!t

hey gawd,
na wa ooooh

Okay

Na two oh.!