10 Ten Reasons it sucks to be a dick

1. You've got a hole in your head.

2. Your master strangles you all the time.

3. Your head is disproportionate to the rest of your body.

4. You shrink in cold water.

5. You never get a haircut.

6. You always hang around with 2 nuts.

7. Your closest neighbor is an a**hole.

8. Your best friend is a pussy.

9. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.

10. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.

eeeeeellll das nasty eeeeellll

lol but its stil funny doe

oooh wow

_{i dnt know wheter 2 laugh or not}

wow your are really nasty and funny

BuHa

lol. So is dere anyone lik "Why it sucks to be a Kitty-Cat"

@beyunce i on't no r is dere

@ Jaybaby,

you really think 80% of men are impotent? Maybe we should put it to test, me and you, what do you say?

huran o na tu gi?

that was so funny

@ Jaybaby,

sorry, I didn't know u were japanese!

just dunno what to say to that IMT dude who posted this . What if i told ya i gat ten more reasons?!

whao!dat was a funny one but it does get an occasional hair cut!

walttt:

just don't know what to say to that IMT dude who posted this . What if i told ya i gat ten more reasons?!

IMT U say--buhahahahahahahahahah

heheheheheehehe

that's funny

Beautygyal:

@beyunce i on't no r is dere

Sorry?

@ Walttt,

Still waiting to hear your 10 reasons. And I'm not an IMT dude, ok?

Hehehehehe

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

@ beyunce when u said lol so is ther anyone lik "Why it sucks to be a Kitty-Cat"

i said i don't no or is ther? meanin do u no any1 who knows why it sucks to b a pussy?

i dunno? my own seems to be happy! wats bad in his bestfriend being a pussy? wat is ur owns bestfriend a d*ck 2?

@ beyunce ok

@ richo lol

sumone asks if am male or female, i told her i dont know, my mum has never called me a male or a female so she says ok, check ur crouch if u see a d*ck ur a (m) but if u see a pussy ur a (f).av looked there but i saw none of the above, all i saw was a nine inch piston so she says, ur a (m) alright, not a male but a MONSTER!!!!

@ Richo,

Good one man, very good. At least you've got a 9 inch piston as you said, I've got a 2 inch piston myself, but a 9 inch tongue, what do you say to that?

@kuntakinte,
u don spoil finish.haba!

@ richo lol das a gd 1

@kuntakinte if urs is 2 inch dat means ur worser dan a monster so wat r u

@Beautygal'

I'm just your average guy. I've just got a 9 inch tongue, that's all.

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