ThIS COUNTRY SELF DON TIRE ME


I go school -------------> cultism


I no go school -----------> illiteracy


I write jamb -----------> no admission


I go university -----------> strike


I travel by air -----------> plane crash


I travel by land -----------> accident


Enter bus for road -----------> bomb blast


I go bank -----------> BVN wahala


I relax for outside -----------> kidnapping


I go village -----------> witchcraft


I day house -----------> no work


I go work -----------> No salary


I wan marry -----------> girls de form


Make I shake hand -----------> Ebola


I buy Garri - - - - - - > Lassa fever


Mosquito bite me -----------> Zika virus


Make I chat -----------> No light


I buy motor -----------> No fuel


make i buy goods----->dollar dn rise everyday


NIGERIA NO EASY
OOOOOOO..
Add your own jare.

I marry ---------------> edible caterers