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Hilarious!! Imagine Football Clubs As Nigerian Musicians by kingwalsdinho99: 9:28pm On May 18, 2016 |
Imagine Football Clubs as
Nigerian Musicians, This is the
club they stand for.
See below:-
1. Davido – PSG
Because Davido got to the top
because of money and has been
consistent since then.
2. 2face – Real Madrid
2face has been awesome ever since
and despite the influx of crazy and
talented young musicians, He is
still a boss in the industry.
3. Skales – Arsenal FC
Because he’s so close to making it,
yet always so far.
4. D’banj – Manchester United
D’banj like Man-U was always
hitting it hard and the best till he
changed management .
5. Burna boy – West Ham
He is very good but never really
gets the recognition he deserves.
6. D’Prince – West Brom
Known but hugely irrelevant.
7. Pasuma – Juventus
He is bossing it in a league of his
own (Fuji).
8. Seyi Shay – Aston Villa
Always making silly (in her case
grammatical) errors and
embarrassing herself.
9. Patoranking – Athletico Madrid
Patoranking came from nothing to
try and upset the big boys.
10. Olu maintain – QPR
Gets relegated, bounces back, gets
relegated again.
11. Lynxx – Manchester City
Although Lynxx made it because of
the money, he has been hugely
inconsistent.
12. Darey Alade – Barcelona
Very good, sings with this charisma
that only he has. One of the best.
13. Viktoh – Sassuolo
That’s right, so irrelevant, 99.9%
irrelevant!
14. Adekunle Gold – Dortmund
Came from nowhere, is very good
and is loved by all.
15. Sinzu – Valencia
Your time at the top is over. Just
stop making music.
16. Ice Prince – Chelsea
Made it, then started singing/
playing rubbish.
17. Vector – Liverpool
Very consistent and doing fine but
still underrated.
18. Olamide – Tottenham
Knows how to sing/rap/play.. Very
relevant but the noise is too much…
Respect!
19. Ycee – Leicester City
Came from nothing and hugely
making it.
20. B-red – Monaco
Very useless, upon all the money!
21. 9ice – AC Milan
His era of dominance is over.
22. Reekado Banks – Watford
He’s making a promising start so
far.
23. Sina Rambo – Portsmouth
That one still dey sing/play sef?
24. Phyno – Napoli
Nobody understands him but he’s
making it.
This list is just for Fun!!
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