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How To Spot Buhari's Zombies by degreat11(m): 1:53pm On May 19, 2016 |
1. Buhari said he would pay unemployed citizens. You clapped He said he cannot pay unemployed citizens. Also clapped 2. Buhari said he does not know anything called subsidy. You clapped He paid subsidy. you also clapped. 3. When he removed all roadblocks. You clapped. When he reinstalled roadblocks. You also clapped. 4. When he relocated military command to North East. You clapped. He returned military command back. You clapped 5. He said he would never devalue the Naira. You clapped. He devalued the Naira. You clapped. 6. He said he would not have the office of the first lady. You clapped. He has the office of the first lady. You clapped 7. He said he will make N1 equals to $1. You clapped $1 is officially equal N280. You are clapping 8. He said he will end Boko Haram insurgencies 3 months into his regime, he later said in December when the rains stop. You clapped. Today, Boko Haram is still killing people. You are clapping. 9. He said he would turn all presidential jets to national carrier. You clapped. Today, he and his family are cruising on all presidential jets. You are clapping 10. He said he would build one new refinery each year. You clapped. Its getting to one year, no refinery has been built. You are still clapping. 11. Buhari first went to England and he took pictures with Cameron. You. Clapped. Buhari went to England and he was disgraced by Cameron. You also clapped. 12. He said he will follow the rule of law. You clapped. He openly said he would not release certain people who court has granted bail. You also clapped. 13. He said he is the only one that can fight corruption. You clapped. He said his hands are tied. You also clapped. 14. He talked about taking non interest Islamic loan from the Arabs. You clapped He talked about meeting China for loan. You also clapped 15. He talked about unbundling NNPC. You clapped. He talked about reorganizing NNPC. You also clapped. To identify, just watch for those that do not have any problem with his one step forward with two steps backwards macabre dance that has become typical of his government. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Spot Buhari's Zombies by TITOBIGZ(m): 2:01pm On May 19, 2016 |
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Re: How To Spot Buhari's Zombies by obyrich(m): 2:02pm On May 19, 2016 |
Brace up for the wrath of the zombies. They'll definitely come hard on you to vent their pent up frustration. 2 Likes |
Re: How To Spot Buhari's Zombies by brownlord: 2:16pm On May 19, 2016 |
Everything written really describe Berem and Demdem 2 Likes |
Re: How To Spot Buhari's Zombies by googlepikins: 2:21pm On May 19, 2016 |
All zombies will fear this your post I swear. 1 Like |
Re: How To Spot Buhari's Zombies by Ezemust: 2:27pm On May 19, 2016 |
spot on |
Re: How To Spot Buhari's Zombies by olatunjithomas(m): 2:29pm On May 19, 2016 |
gbagan gbagann,time up, zombies, over to you. defend it or accept it. |
Re: How To Spot Buhari's Zombies by raker300: 2:38pm On May 19, 2016 |
Bruh, this is spot on...you nailed it |
Re: How To Spot Buhari's Zombies by BushidoBlue(m): 2:48pm On May 19, 2016 |
IMAGINE APC meeting wt Obj, Atiku, Kwakwanso, Amechi, Saraki etc in attendance & Buhari is talking of PDP 16 yrs miisrule |
Re: How To Spot Buhari's Zombies by ShakaZullu(m): 3:06pm On May 19, 2016 |
brownlord:Thank me later she's being rational nowadays only rational zombie left |
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