1. Looking for your Bible in the bus* ''where did i keep it ohh', Looking for your BB in the bus ''Mogbe!!
They've stolen it "



2. Letter from Akpos: Dear doctor, I am 23 and ve
never seen my period yet my 13 yr old sista sees
hers, does it take longa cos I'm a boy?


3. Lagos is scary. You open your door to let a fly out
and in comes 6 mosquitoes, 2 cockroaches, 1 rat
and 2 Jehovah witnesses.


4. Since I was Born and now I am getting Old I have
never seen a Boy with one GF .... Sister have u seen?


5. My boss has been calling me "bullet" since last
week... I think he wants to fire me.


6. It won't be long b4 ladies start swallowing magnets just to be attractive


7. Life is all about perspective. The way you see a
Traffic Jam is not the same way a Gala and LaCasera
seller sees it.


8. U earn 50k/month, but u wear human hair of 120k &
own a BB Q10 + iPhone5,yet u go 2 church crying 4
miracle wen u r already performing magic


9. It is only in Nigeria that you will drive someone to
the airport and the person will get to London before
you get home cos of traffic


10. Not every Marriage starts with 'will you marry me'
some start with 'I don get belle


11. You think twitter is all fun and games until someone
walks to u on the street n points a gun to ur head
asking why u unff him yesterday...


12. Guys All a girl wants is ur luv & financial care.All u
want is beauty+brains+flat-tummy+boobs+big-ass
+faithfulness Pls, who's d gold digger?


13. Some guys hold their girlfriend's hand at the mall
because if they leave her hand she will start shopping..it
looks ROMANTIC but it's ECONOMIC


14. Customer Akpos: My wife nids a bra but I don't know
her size. Sales gal: Touch my breast& try 2calculate
Akpos: I 4got she nids panties too


15. The Real Value Of Infinity Is Known When We Open
The First Page Of Our Textbook On The Night Before
Exam 'n See d Number Of Pages To Be Read


More coming....... Good morning y'all

U've bin wonderin y ur mum's prayer isnt working, Y will it wrk wen d woman is praying for Nwakaego Okorie, U turned Ur name to CreamBerry

Mogbe is when your phone is stolen minutes after you finished snapping nude pictures


Awesome Thoughts... Nvr hold ur FARTS in Ass. They travel up ur spine, into ur brain n dats where u get shitty ideas from So blast to glory.

Awesome Thoughts... Nvr hold ur FARTS in Ass. They travel up ur spine, into ur brain n dats where u get shitty ideas from So blast to glory.

Nice 1