"I no wan talk too much but I gat to say something". Hello Everyone. Here is a comic piece of mine titled "Smell of the Suya". Enjoy.

My son, wear your shirt,
Go and buy me two derica of rice.
Don't go and buy rubbish for me o,
Make sure you prize the price.
If you dare do your usual branshing,
As expected will be the usual thrashing.
Evening is getting late, and water is on fire,
So hurry!

Customer, I wan buy rice,
You get change one thousand naira?
How we go do am now,
And na only rice I wan buy.
Wait, make I ask maisuya,
Na my padi, he go get change.
So you fit sell am down.

International aboki for suya, how far.
Omo this your suya dey smell nice o,
Even perfume sef go bow.
If I buy fifty naira own, you get change?
Make sure you put fisi o,
Make the suya plenty pass normal.
You know as you dey am now.

Oh boy! The smell of this suya extend to the taste o.
Shaparly sell five hundred naira own make I dey go.
Sell two hundred own for that fine girl,
In fact, increase am to four hundred.
Ah don't mention, it's a normal thing.
Oga suya, shebi I don give you money,
What do you mean, I don give you joor.

Customer, pls have you seen my son?
It's over an hour now,
Since I sent him to buy two derica of rice for me.
Expecting him urgently,
Made me come looking for him.
At the suya junction!
What is he doing there?

My son! why you kneeling down on the road?
What are you doing here?
Where is the rice?
What happened to your face?
Can't you talk?
Answer me, before I descend on you.

Mummy pls, it is the smell of the suya.
The smell evaporated away the memory of the errand,
Stealing stylishly the single note in my pocket,
Putting me in an intentional gbese,
That made me receive tons of slaps.
Mummy, you need to believe me,
It wasn't me, it is the smell of the suya.

Shut up Your mouth!
The hot water was boiling in idleness,
Wasting the scarcely bought kerosene.
Your father is on his way home,
Nepal has taken the light,
And here you are,
Blaming the smell of the suya.
By the time I deal with you,
You hear wenn.

Maisuya, dont zama quincin rai.
(Pls don't be annoyed)
I will give you the money tomorrow,
I didn't know he has incurred a debt.
By the way,
This suya smells good,
Sell fifty own for me, let me taste,
In fact increase to two hundred naira.

Mummy mummy, I hail o.



GOD Bless Us All #Peace.




By Olowo Tosin John....

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Yea I know. Its as dry as wet itself. Thanks Boss....

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