THE PINK PANCER by Agbaje Sylvester;
EPISODE 1
IT was a bright Monday morning I woke up as early as 4am to prepare for my first lecture on ZBU campus i was very excited about the fact that I finally gained admission into a university as prestigious as ZBU & also anxious to experience the tales I have heard about campus lecturers. It was 6:45am and i was fully prepared for class, I knelt down beside my bed to say my morning prayers as a good christian ****if I hear**** After the prayers i sat down on my bed reminiscing my journey and my mission on ZBU campus , I was lost in the thought when i heard a knock on my door, i checked the time, it was 7:18am already i knew that must be Aurelio at the door.........
****(Aurelio is one of the few guys i met during registration and since then we became the padi of life. He has a nice stature, tall and slim with a dark pimpled face somehow scary though but I'm used to his scary face sha and he has this flirty smile and pink lips)****
AURELIO: Guy aw far, you never ready ni? Abi u wan use lateness start your life in ZBU ni
ME: shebi the class is 8am na and this is just 7:20am, anyways I'm ready sha We walked to the venue and got there around 7:40am the whole lecture hall was filled up and rowdy, some were busy exchanging pleasantries***only God knows where they knew each other from*** while some had serious straight face *u go know say dem be complete freshers like myself** i was busy looking around wen Aurelio tapped me...
AURELIO: guy, he be like say we don carry last today o..chai people are sha
too serious sha
ME: i think say the class na 8:00am now or is it 7 to 8 ni?
AURELIO: ehn na 7 to 8:00am naw, u no see lecturer for their front ...mtchew... ode! ***i just shook my head like wetin jambite like me sabi***
Me: lets call phileo now maybe he is here nd probably kept seat for us. ***(phileo is another guy i met during registration too. he is short , fair and cute with a dark shiny hair **winks** I don't really like him because of his feminine voice and bcause he is too blunt with his words, but i also love him
because he is smart, really smart) ***Aurelio brought out his phone and was about to dial phileo's number when he walked in***
AURELIO: na you i still dey call o maybe you keep seat for us
PHLEO: keep seat for where?! .. Oh boy this place don full o, shey we go stand ni?
AURELIO: hun hun, we go fly ni
PHILEO: ehn dey fly na, shebi ur mama na witch ***oniranu*** Sly, aw far jare ****This guys are just too used to calling me 'sly' to shorten my name not because i'm a sly o****
ME: I dey alryt jare .. Na how we go get seat dey do me
PHILEO: Make everybody go find seat jor, we go jam after class We all went in different directions inside the lecture hall. I spotted a seat beside a girl though with bag placed on it , i walked down to the seat to see if its probably vacant
ME: Good morning miss***in korede bello's voice***
GIRL: Morning
ME: please is someone sitting here? **pointing to the seat beside her***
GIRL: No
ME: can i seat there because i'm unable to find a seat **like a perfect gentle man*** ...... **the girl gave me one killer look,for my mind i dey reason say make dz girl no go yab me o, because i don hear many tales about all this sharp mouthed campus girls***
GIRL: **smiles** you can sit.
ME: thank you ** with a sigh of relief**
GIRL: You are welcome. ***chai!!! This girl na Angel, she is dark in complexion nd she has a long
dark hair (na fixing sha) she has a killer smile with a damn charming eye and a very nice set of teeth her sitting position don't really permit me to view her packages very well bt i think the girl is moderately packaged..... someone must not miss this kind of angel o I must collect this girl contact today, i said to myself***
I was busy trying to figure out how to spark up a conversation with her when a strict looking man stepped on the podium every where was dead silent, i thought he was our lecturer
MAN: Good morning class , i bring to you good news, people use to fail
MCH101 Because they dont know the right book to buy, buy this MCH101 textbook and your A is sure blah blah blah... *** i don't get 'fricked' by things like that though some of the students started buying while some were just grumbling. I turned to the girl that gave me sit to start my conversation with her e be like say that man wan spoil my ministry***
ME: erm erm..... Whats it by your time?
GIRL: is that not a watch with you? **chai,, see buster**
ME: Erm.... It stopped working, it says 6:30 here
GIRL: and your phone nko? Stopped working too?
ME: **chai.. Which kind girl be dis one tori olorun** the time on it is not correct too
GIRL: so obvious... Anyway d time is 7:50am
ME: alryt... Thank you **hmmn aw i go ask for her name oo** by the way my name is Sylvester but my friends call me sly.. U?
GIRL: Am Jemima ***which kind name be all this ones bayi, names wey fit commot person teeth***
ME: Nice name, can I just call u Jemmy for short?
GIRL: i would like that **i con dey feel myself for inside**
JEMMY: whats ur discipline
ME: ***which one be discipline again bayi, make this girl no scatter my head jare i no too understand english o***
JEMMY: as in your course.
ME: oh.... I'm in microbiology department... U?
JEMMY: same here o...
ME: wao!... Dats good. Did u choose it or u were given?
JEMMY: I was given ni o.. Me choose microbiology ke? **all this wounded doctors sha**
*** Our sweet coversation was cut shut when a cooperately dressesd man walked to the front of the class, this time around I'm damn sure he is our lecturer. He introduced himself as our lecturer and gave us his course outline he also gave us his rules (too strict to follow) he did a little teaching
and left the class around 8:50am... The class was damn boring..***
ME: Jemmy, hope u enjoyed the class??
JEMMY: yes o!.. The man really tried *** this girl na something else really, d class everybody was just sleeping even myself***
ME: Where is our next class sef?
JEMMY: 1000SLT, I guess..
ME: I don't know d place o..... **i lied** ....can we just walk there together
JEMMY: No problem now, lets go.
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