I saw this on Facebook-

Only in Naija

Imagine!!! An accident occurred today, 11 persons were injured 12 died so the health minister came and promised to give 5000 naira each to the injured and 6M to each of the dead for their funeral.

One of the injured got up and laid were the dead were, one of the dead shouted, ''bros go back to your place no bring confusion come here, dey don count us finish ooo