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Robert Mugabe's Popular Quotes by Deo27: 11:48pm On May 24, 2016 |
40 Alleged Quotes from president
ROBERT MUGABE that will make your
day. |
Re: Robert Mugabe's Popular Quotes by Nobody: 12:58am On May 25, 2016 |
Mugabe my man 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Robert Mugabe's Popular Quotes by tafabaloo(m): 5:41am On May 25, 2016 |
Lolzzzzz |
Re: Robert Mugabe's Popular Quotes by chriskosherbal(m): 5:45am On May 25, 2016 |
Cool |
Re: Robert Mugabe's Popular Quotes by Jack65: 6:25am On May 25, 2016 |
Wow! The one about South Africans is spot on. |
Re: Robert Mugabe's Popular Quotes by SpermDonor: 6:26am On May 25, 2016 |
"It's hard to bewitch African girls these days because each time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire". |
Re: Robert Mugabe's Popular Quotes by princemillla(m): 7:05am On May 25, 2016 |
This man quote always Crack me up. Tho true but comes in a funny way. Those quotes should be mortalise |
Re: Robert Mugabe's Popular Quotes by Nobody: 7:17am On May 25, 2016 |
"Treat every part of your towel nicely, because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow". ROBERT MUGABE 3 Likes
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Re: Robert Mugabe's Popular Quotes by ItsMeAboki(m): 7:34am On May 25, 2016 |
a) No sex before marriage If that was God's plan you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day. b) Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the devil comes along and gives you a girlfriend. c) Sucking breasts is a survival skill guys learnt at birth. But as how and where girls learnt the act of sucking 'dikks' still baffles me... d) If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty cos we don't walk around with x-rays. e) Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with the evidence that you've had sex f) Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when its raining.......you are not an umbrella. LOL, All above courtesy of the humorous wisdom of Robert Mugabe. 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Robert Mugabe's Popular Quotes by madone: 8:02am On May 25, 2016 |
lol |
Re: Robert Mugabe's Popular Quotes by Deo27: 10:32am On May 25, 2016 |
1. Any man who successfully convinces
a monkey that honey is sweeter than
banana, is capable of selling condoms to
a Roman father.
2. Dear ladies, If your boyfriend didn't wish you a happy mother's day or sing
sweet mother for you, you should stop
breastfeeding him.
3. He who swallows a complete
coconut have absolute trust in his anus.
4. Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only
when it's raining, because you are not
an umbrella.
5. Swimming pool is more useful than
Liverpool.
6. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don't need to call those
things "your breasts", It's called COW
BELL, OUR MILK! - Repeat after me, OUR
MILK!
7. It's hard to bewitch African girls these
days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a
Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or
a factory in China catches fire.
8. All I hear always is, 'No sex before
marriage?' If that was God's plan, then
you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day.
9. The only warning Africans take
serious is LOW BATTERY.
10. Men sucking lady's breast is normal
because the act was learnt in childhood
when they were young but the act of lady's sucking men's d*ck is what
baffles me, where did they learn it
from?
11. Whenever things seem to start
going well in your life, the Devil comes
along and gives you a 'girlfriend'. 12. When your clothes are made of
cassava leaves, you don't take a goat as
a friend.
13. If you have attended over 100
weddings in your life and still single,
you are not different from a Canopy. 14. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool.
The problem is when you are lying on
his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines
on your face.
15. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop
talking about inner beauty because men don't walk around with X-rays to
see inner beauty. |
Re: Robert Mugabe's Popular Quotes by Deo27: 10:35am On May 25, 2016 |
16. Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex. 17. Some of the girls of today can't even jog for 5 minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade. 18. I stopped trusting ladies when my class 3 girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener wid a mirror. 19. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a "broke" man who's extremely good in bed. 20. Witchcraft is when a 24 year old girl who cannot jog for 5 minutes expects a 40 year old man to last for 1 hour in bed. 21. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever; because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional. 22. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts will suffer the most. 23. When one's goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour's soup gets suspicious. 24. Its better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn't drill. 25. Even Satan wasn't gay, he approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage. 26. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform. 27. It is every man's dream to remove a woman's pant one day but NOT when it's on a drying line. 28. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there's nothing as such any-longer because it'll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!" 29. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow. 30. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private.” 31. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real. 32. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first. 33. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner. 34. What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors. 36. Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end. 37. A brave man is he who has a running stomach and still wants to flatulate. 38. Journalist: Sir don't you think 89 years would be a great time to retire as a President Mugabe: Have you ever asked the Queen this question or is it just for African leaders? 39. Interviewer: Mr President, wen are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell? Robert: Where are they going? 40.My dear ladies, please don't buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick. Which is your favorite? |
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