The information minister just revealed during an interview with Channels TV that the FG has earmarked 500billion naira to revive the dwindling supply of tomato across the nation.

As many would agree that this is a problem that could be attributed to seasonal variation, the minister has come out once again to claim that heavy funds need to be put to some coffers before things can stabilise in this regard.

The minister has been quoted saying 'very soon, Nigerians will have more than enough tomato to enjoy their regular delicacies. All we need is more time, the past administration has done so many damages to this country and we promise to fix this very soon'.

Lol.

N500b for tomatoes, while the the entire budget for agriculture nationwide is N29b ?

Is this what they call ADVANCED MATHEMATICS or MODERN MATHEMATICS ?

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Lai Mohammed and lies are

Hiss!

plaetton:
Lol.

N500b for tomatoes, while the the entire budget for agriculture nationwide is N29b ?

Is this what they call ADVANCED MATHEMATICS or MODERN MATHEMATICS ?

Please go and re-read the statements and also digest. The statements are from Lie Mohammed, even he himself does not believe anything he say.

Simply crazy people...

Egungun Affairs Minister again?

Make I wait for denial in the next breathe..

500 billion? Was that In the budget?

First it was masquerades giving Jobs, Now it's tomatoes empowerment tomorrow it will be Rice empowerment, liars with no single direction in this government

plaetton:
Lol.

N500b for tomatoes, while the the entire budget for agriculture nationwide is N29b ?

Is this what they call ADVANCED MATHEMATICS or MODERN MATHEMATICS ?

i am a buhari fan and fashola supporter(may he not fall my hand) and understand the need to ally with tinubu but this coon(he's from my state btw) is on his own.na so 500bn dee easy to allocate.even dasuki no fit try am(tomato fa,not rice or wheat or palm oil,tomato

The way this man is insulting the intelligence of Nigerians is highly embarrassing.

Just imagine!

Hahahahahahahaha

This guy eh..

so na person papa & grand papa nai dey fall his hand anyhow sooo....

Lai Mohammed...

He don come again

One Lai is defined as how far one deviates as far as possible in opposition to the fact and truth.


The unit Lai depicted ~^~ was named after the legendary lair of Nigerian politics and of the scamming APC mould- Alhaji Lai "lair" Mohammed.


A Lai-o-meter is an instrument that is used to measure the degree or inaccuracy of a lie in decibels of one Lai i.e. dL

A decibel Lie is a 100th of one Typical Lai Mohamed lie.

For example : a guy tells his girlfriend that the last call he got was from a wrong number even though it was from his side chick. Typically this will register as 0.347dL on the Lai-0-Meter. A typical 1dL is equivalent to lying to your kids that you are coming and tell them to go inside to bring their ball only for you to bail. As heartless as that may seem this 1dL still shies away from one Lai. One Lai , denoted L in mathematical calculations is equivalent to lying you are the most handsome man ever born when you are Lai Mohammed . Christians have condemned the coming Antichrist as having 0.666L by far lower than one typical Lai lie.

The Lai-o-meter is similar to a bullsh1t reader only that the Lai-O-meter has an incredible lying range.

This is madness 500billion for a crop that is not even a cash crop if am not mistaking


And it not like we are going to get the tomato for free

When will this man stop disgracing himself? I wonder who takes him serious, always spewing poo... Just imagine the talk! 500billion for just tomato alone? He must really thinks we're all zombies in this country.

Liar Mohammed

I thought they said no money.

Imagine allocating more money to tomatoes than education

Why do you people lack comprehension, read that post again, you will see that op just cooked it up.

Mumu Op, and mumu readers...

Tomakint have you been banned?

If yes then click share

VulgarVulvas:
Tomakint have you been banned?

If yes then click share

Not yet pal...

plaetton:
Lol.

N500b for tomatoes, while the the entire budget for agriculture nationwide is N29b ?

Is this what they call ADVANCED MATHEMATICS or MODERN MATHEMATICS ?

Buhari is indeed an agbaya for even daring to surround himself with jesters like this entity with no gumption on how Governance is run. Just imagine N500 billion and Tomatoes....any correlation? Yet we import tin tomatoes till now.

Alagba Lie !!!

Wailers and lies go hand in hand. I don't think he said that. Even the entire ministry of agriculture doesn't have a budget half as much as that. Guys learn to give us information from credible news sources please.

VulgarVulvas:
One Lai is defined as how far one deviates as far as possible in opposition to the fact and truth.


The unit Lai depicted ~^~ was named after the legendary lair of Nigerian politics and of the scamming APC mould- Alhaji Lai "lair" Mohammed.

A Lai-o-meter is an instrument that is used to measure the degree or inaccuracy of a lie in decibels of one Lai i.e. dL

A decibel Lie is a 100th of one Typical Lai Mohamed lie.

For example : a guy tells his girlfriend that the last call he got was from a wrong number even though it was from his side chick. Typically this will register as 0.347dL on the Lai-0-Meter. A typical 1dL is equivalent to lying to your kids that you are coming and tell them to go inside to bring their ball only for you to bail. As heartless as that may seem this 1dL still shies away from one Lai. One Lai , denoted L in mathematical calculations is equivalent to lying you are the most handsome man ever born when you are Lai Mohammed . Christians have condemned the coming Antichrist as having 0.666L by far lower than one typical Lai lie.

The Lai-o-meter is similar to a bullsh1t reader only that the Lai-O-meter has an incredible lying range.

You are hereby conferred an honorary doctorate degree in forensic investigation and Science for this.

That is genius

Tomato empowerment...

Lai must really be taking as fools, he should pick out the line item on the budget where tomato empowerment was earmarked

Liar