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Lawyers by nethacker(m): 2:52pm On Aug 21, 2009
A pastor was discussing with a lawyer how Lucifer (Satan) was thrown out from heaven by his boss (God)
Pastor: it is said that Lucifer wanted to over throw God. He also took one third of God’s angels, but God threw him away from heaven
Lawyer: So you say.
Pastor: Don’t you believe me?
Lawyer: Not really, it’s just that we haven’t heard Satan’s side of the story yet.
Re: Lawyers by blissieng(f): 2:55pm On Aug 21, 2009
Undecided as to where I stand with this joke.
Re: Lawyers by nethacker(m): 3:11pm On Aug 21, 2009
blissieng:

Undecided as to where I stand with this joke.
How do u mean shocked
Re: Lawyers by Jeovy(m): 3:15pm On Aug 21, 2009
it means it sucks
Re: Lawyers by Ben13: 3:29pm On Aug 21, 2009
U try sha
Re: Lawyers by blissieng(f): 4:09pm On Aug 21, 2009
@ Jeo,

I couldnt have said it better if I tried.

@ Net
smiley
Re: Lawyers by nethacker(m): 4:14pm On Aug 21, 2009
u r entitled to ur opinion
Re: Lawyers by blissieng(f): 4:18pm On Aug 21, 2009
Oh really? Thanks . . . I could never have guessed!

grin grin
grin
Re: Lawyers by sweetliet: 4:37pm On Aug 21, 2009
are u ok?
Re: Lawyers by blissieng(f): 4:47pm On Aug 21, 2009
y?

aren't you?
Re: Lawyers by Ben13: 5:22pm On Aug 21, 2009
see lawyers
Re: Lawyers by mamagee6(f): 5:59pm On Aug 21, 2009
Lawyers are liars. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Lawyers by Ben13: 6:06pm On Aug 21, 2009
but most of them serve as gatemen in heaven instead of their supposed hell
Re: Lawyers by sylve11: 7:38pm On Aug 21, 2009
sharap jor angry cool
Re: Lawyers by mamagee6(f): 8:02pm On Aug 21, 2009
mind yourself sylve
Re: Lawyers by blissieng(f): 11:44am On Aug 24, 2009
dry banters!
Re: Lawyers by alimat2(f): 12:01pm On Aug 24, 2009
@ blessing

But try and appreciate other peoples effort instead of ridiculing, its really bad!!!!
Re: Lawyers by sweetliet: 12:12pm On Aug 24, 2009
tell d b***h jare
Re: Lawyers by blissieng(f): 1:28pm On Aug 24, 2009
shocked
u say?
Re: Lawyers by Lolabbey: 1:30pm On Aug 24, 2009
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: Lawyers by blissieng(f): 1:32pm On Aug 24, 2009
Ali,
Y u so peeved dearie?

tongue
Re: Lawyers by akym(m): 1:47pm On Aug 24, 2009
@ poster .Good Job.
i cant wait 2 view what satan have 2 say 2 the lawyer. Nd the reply from the lawyer.
Re: Lawyers by sweetliet: 2:30pm On Aug 24, 2009
blissieng:

shocked
u say?

i said bend over b***h!
Re: Lawyers by blissieng(f): 2:44pm On Aug 24, 2009
You don smoke that thing again ni?
Re: Lawyers by romsky: 3:39pm On Aug 24, 2009
ble just let her be
Re: Lawyers by blissieng(f): 6:09pm On Aug 24, 2009
Roma trying to be sweet to sweAtlie.

You should hear/see what he says/do behind ya back!
Re: Lawyers by sweetliet: 11:54am On Aug 25, 2009
im still cool with u my darling blissieng. kiss
Re: Lawyers by blissieng(f): 11:58am On Aug 25, 2009
You dont have a choice!
wink

Those that love me, love me, those that dont still love me.
That's the effect I have on people.
Re: Lawyers by sweetliet: 2:08pm On Aug 25, 2009
blissieng:

You dont have a choice!
wink

Those that love me, love me, those that dont still love me.
That's the effect I have on people.

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dont kid urself b***h!
Re: Lawyers by Ben13: 2:18pm On Aug 25, 2009
she said you have no choice
Re: Lawyers by Abbeycity4(f): 2:23pm On Aug 25, 2009
akym:

@ poster .Good Job.
i cant wait 2 view what satan have 2 say 2 the lawyer. Nd the reply from the lawyer.

Thn u watch out for part 2 cool cool cool

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