am i not funny??

If animals had Facebook account,
these are most likely their status:
BULLDOG: Waiting for my owner
to pick me up. Time for saloon
Cockroach: managed to skip from
some one’s foot step.
,
Cow: Huh! Again they are
touching my breast, what do they
think I am? B**ch?
Cat: my 7th child is asking who is
her dad, what shall I tell her??, I
don’t even remember. And should
I tell her I'm going to eat her?
Mosquito: I am HIV positive this all
due wrong sucking !!!
Chicken: If tomorrow I am not
updating my status, means I am
being served at KFC. Love you all
Octopus: I have just refilled my
ink, hurray!!
Pig: oh gosh they throw the
gossips that I am spreading flu…
WTF!!
Lice: oh shit!! I entered wrong
hair, smells like urinal bowls!
Goat : Friends, don’t go out, Eid
holiday is coming
Pig writes a comment on Goat’s
status: “ luckily I am haram”
Goat replies: “ don’t you
remember that after Eid its
Christmas then New year, ?

Höw many times do u want me to read this?

1000

The joke's already stale, lilkech already posted it. and Why did u even have to copy and paste huh? U Bleep up. . .no be small