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12 Things About Churches Only Africans Will Understand by CyrexSnr(m): 6:31pm On May 29, 2016
1- The worship leader starts with…somebody shout
halleluyah…


2- And then…“Sing this song like you mean it ”


3- Eventually, the worship leader sings a song you know


4- After worship…Slap 5 people a hi 5


5- And then…’tell them welcome to church’…but your
neighbor has mouth odour


6- When the pastor mentions the topic and you are excited
about the word


7- But the message gets too long…


Sigh…


8- Finally…Offering time, blessing time!


9- Worship Leader sings ‘who has the final say?’


10- But she changes the song and you can’t dab to it


11- And finally church ends but you are told to wait
behind for a ‘brief’ meeting… that extends to 1hr 30mins


12- When you finally leave church by 4pm…



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Re: 12 Things About Churches Only Africans Will Understand by Nobody: 6:34pm On May 29, 2016
Op taken am grin

Re: 12 Things About Churches Only Africans Will Understand by youngaz(m): 6:36pm On May 29, 2016
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Re: 12 Things About Churches Only Africans Will Understand by Mediapace: 6:43pm On May 29, 2016
When you get to church and them no ON Generator

Re: 12 Things About Churches Only Africans Will Understand by petz(f): 6:44pm On May 29, 2016
U try
Re: 12 Things About Churches Only Africans Will Understand by Swissheart(f): 6:45pm On May 29, 2016
No 6 is so true.
Re: 12 Things About Churches Only Africans Will Understand by nnadychuks(m): 6:47pm On May 29, 2016
You tried op,thumbs up.. Not everyone can do this
Re: 12 Things About Churches Only Africans Will Understand by saxwizard(m): 6:54pm On May 29, 2016
Lol. ....the only ppl I get issues woth for church na ushers dem too dey find my trouble

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