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Letter From My Yoruba Girlfriend by Redhot111(m): 6:20am On Oct 13, 2016 |
IF UR GIRLFRIEND SENT U THIS LETTER AND IT READ BY UR
SISTER, HOW WILL U FEEL??
Letter from Sikira of Ilorin
Dear Michael, longs time no see. If they say is water that
will cook fish finish, I will not belif it. Is this how other
lofers are behafe to theirself? U haf refus to call me for
the past one mont. and if I tries ur number, mtn will be
say your numba is unreach, is unreach. You refus to fisit
me me efen when u ear that my father haf contract
guinea worm. Is this how to treat ur in-laws? I know we
haf not marry but I know uer my horseband from
heafen. Efri day when I am wake up, uer the first person I
see. Roshida tell me for last week that she see u with one
girl in front of Mr big. She efen tell me that u hug
together. If u think u can leaf me uer decive urself.
Michael, Michael, how many times I call u? It will not be
better for anybody that wan to scatter our middle.
Any way the mane purpose of my letter is to tell u that I
haf took in for u. I go for testing yesterday to confarm it.
My grandmar talk that it be like am carrying twins. I
haf been fery fery happy since yesterday. I haf give the
twins name o......sifau and musibau. I don't sure if u like
it. Come n see me tomorrow because I am fery weak now.
Silifa, my younger sister, comes home with her boyfriend
yesterday.if u see d boy,very Hansome but not up to you
sha.he also get a swagger. I want u to get one too. Let I
forget, please dont forget to send the money for the aso-
ebi for anti taiba's naming o. The color is red and
yellow.Red for the 'buba', and yellow for the 'iro'. They
said we can use any color for the 'gele'. But me I want to
use blue. I will now wear that my green curf shoe. I
cannot wait to send you the photo.
My lof, ten is happening in this world o. dont say I am the
one that tell you o.i hear that it's not anti taiba's
horseband that gif her the belle that she use to born the
pregnancy. True true, the baby is not resemble him. But
what consign me?
I have tell efribody that my boyfriend is a enginia and
they eager to see u. Yours frightfully. .Sikira |
Re: Letter From My Yoruba Girlfriend by Nobody: 6:27am On Oct 13, 2016 |
No i believe in evil spirit... First of all, all i could see in dis letter is funke akindele... Secondly i would never date a girl with dat kind of name... Thirdly, my guy how on earth did u date dat kind girl... Smh... 1 Like |
Re: Letter From My Yoruba Girlfriend by Redhot111(m): 6:55am On Oct 13, 2016 |
Smallville10:You mean I should nt error hv date such a girl because of her style of e English or because she is similar. Somebody somehow will need to date her no matter he shortcomings or nature, so I decided to help her. Smallville10:You mean I should nt error hv date such a girl because of her style of e English or because she is similar. Somebody somehow will need to date her no matter he shortcomings or nature, so I decided to help her. Smallville10:You mean I should nt error hv date such a girl because of her style of e English or because she is similar. Somebody somehow will need to date her no matter he shortcomings or nature, so I decided to help her. Smallville10:You mean I should nt error hv date such a girl because of her style of e English or because she is similar. Somebody somehow will need to date her no matter he shortcomings or nature, so I decided to help her. |
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