Those of you who would like to be poor and stay poor, here are 10 good tips to help you achieve that. On the other hand, avoid them if you intend to become rich....or at least comfortable.

1. Never wake up early. Keep stretching and
turning in bed until you get too hungry to
continue dozing. If there are no
bedbugs, why hurry to get up?

2. Never plan how to spend your money.
Whenever you get money, start spending it right
away and when it's finished,
you try to count and recall how you spent it.

3. Don't think of saving until you have real big
money. How can you save when you earn so
little? Those telling you to save are not
sympathetic to your burning needs.

4. Don't engage in activities usually reserved for
the "uneducated".
How can you, a graduate, engage in petty trade,
network marketing or homebased production?
That's for people who
never went to school!

5. Don't think of starting a business until an
angel comes from heaven and gives you capital.
How do they expect you
to invest before you get millions? Even though
more than half the businesses in your town were
started with little
capital, you as a smart person can only start
with millions.

6. Complain about everything except your own
attitude and laziness. Blame the system, the
government and the banks
that refused to lend you money. They are all bad
and do not want you to get rich.

7. Spend more than you earn. To achieve this,
buy consumer products on credit and keep
borrowing from friends and employers.

8. Compete in dressing. Make sure you're
wearing the latest clothes. Intimidate the
congregation with your trendy
fashions every Sunday. Whenever your neighbour
buys a new phone, you get one
that is more expensive.

9. Get yourself a nice second hand car that costs
more than three times your yearly salary.

10. Give your children everything they ask for
since you're such a loving parent. They should
not struggle for anything because you do not
want them to suffer that way, they will grow up
lazy and hence poor enough to ensure they can't
help you at old age

bad kuy.
yo siknashur tho