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Just Saw This And Could Not Stop Laughing, Apc Fg Examination Questions? by hopilo: 12:16pm On May 31, 2016
APC FG EXAMINATION QUESTIONS?
End of First Session Examination, 2015/2016
Course Title: Introduction to APC Government
Course Code: Government 101
Time Allow: 3 Hours

Instruction: Attempt All Questions

1. If GEJ is a constant, while APC is a variable,
and if 1year have been used for blaming,
with the aid of a diagram:
a). Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ
for the next 3years for
i. Dollar increase.
ii. Fuel Price increase
iii. Power Failure
iv. Unemployment
v. Fulani Herdsmen Killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB
is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
i. N5k promise is cancelled
ii. Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
iii. NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you
know, and how they can be used in 21st
century politics.

5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with
N140000 everyday.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will
travel and the disgrace he would receive.

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kills people
and buys jet fighter when Biafra is
mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is
not a terrorist?

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
i. masquerade dressing,
ii. importation of grass
iii. fantastically corrupt

9. If x is change and y is lies/propaganda,
solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be corrupt, but now
fantastically corrupt. Explain the effect of
gravitational force on you.

Your Time Starts Now!!!
Nigerians una no go kill person

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Re: Just Saw This And Could Not Stop Laughing, Apc Fg Examination Questions? by Hitback2back: 12:18pm On May 31, 2016
Abeg I need extra sheet...jez ma pen self no dey write again...

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Re: Just Saw This And Could Not Stop Laughing, Apc Fg Examination Questions? by Nobody: 12:26pm On May 31, 2016
grin grin grin
Re: Just Saw This And Could Not Stop Laughing, Apc Fg Examination Questions? by Nobody: 12:31pm On May 31, 2016
The question is just so obvious and simple...my 4 years old nice can answer all of it.
Re: Just Saw This And Could Not Stop Laughing, Apc Fg Examination Questions? by ckmayoca: 12:37pm On May 31, 2016
It is well.
Re: Just Saw This And Could Not Stop Laughing, Apc Fg Examination Questions? by OKKO(m): 12:47pm On May 31, 2016
OP you try but you are not a professional teacher.
1. "Technically" defeating boko haram was given in area of concentration but U left it and set questions about Fulani headsmen.

2. Why ask about increase in fuel price (without making deregulation of downstream a constant)? Again U forgot to give useful hints to the question such as; power tariff high, increase in VAT, removal of fertilizer subsidy, N 50 bank changes, tolling of Federal roads when ever repaired in future etc

3. Note that a sub question that doesn't have "b" need not state or list "a"

4. Thank me for reminding U

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Re: Just Saw This And Could Not Stop Laughing, Apc Fg Examination Questions? by KissCODE(m): 12:58pm On May 31, 2016
Na only laugh i just de laugh
Re: Just Saw This And Could Not Stop Laughing, Apc Fg Examination Questions? by Eze2000(m): 1:14pm On May 31, 2016
if all these worthless politicians go to work on farms like d president of Uragray or invest there at least there would be no food shortage in this country.
Re: Just Saw This And Could Not Stop Laughing, Apc Fg Examination Questions? by cjrane: 1:55pm On May 31, 2016
hopilo:

APC FG EXAMINATION QUESTIONS?
End of First Session Examination, 2015/2016
Course Title: Introduction to APC Government
Course Code: Government 101
Time Allow: 3 Hours

Instruction: Attempt All Questions

1. If GEJ is a constant, while APC is a variable,
and if 1year have been used for blaming,
with the aid of a diagram:
a). Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ
for the next 3years for
i. Dollar increase.
ii. Fuel Price increase
iii. Power Failure
iv. Unemployment
v. Fulani Herdsmen Killings

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB
is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
i. N5k promise is cancelled
ii. Feeding of school pupil is cancelled
iii. NYSC allowance is reduced
iv. Fuel pump prices are increased

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding''.

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you
know, and how they can be used in 21st
century politics.

5. Mention 5 IDP you know that feeds with
N140000 everyday.

6. Mention the next 3 countries PMB will
travel and the disgrace he would receive.

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kills people
and buys jet fighter when Biafra is
mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is
not a terrorist?

8. Write short notes on these mad phrases;
i. masquerade dressing,
ii. importation of grass
iii. fantastically corrupt

9. If x is change and y is lies/propaganda,
solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ?

10. If you used to be corrupt, but now
fantastically corrupt. Explain the effect of
gravitational force on you.

Your Time Starts Now!!!
Nigerians una no go kill person



Only Fashola and emiefele are APC members that can pass this exam.

This exam for sweet if to say Buhari know book reach to take WAEC Maths exam with us.
Re: Just Saw This And Could Not Stop Laughing, Apc Fg Examination Questions? by Nobody: 2:20pm On May 31, 2016
Ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!
Re: Just Saw This And Could Not Stop Laughing, Apc Fg Examination Questions? by ajebuter(f): 3:43pm On May 31, 2016
God punish otueke weed and Daura burukutu!
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