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After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Nobody: 6:17pm On May 16, 2016
Buhari said, they collected $2.1B and sat down together as if they want to have launch/dinner & shared it....lol...I couldn't stop laughing grin grin grin grin

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by omenka(m): 6:23pm On May 16, 2016
sweetboiy:
Buhari said, they collected $2.1B and sat down together as if they want to have launch/dinner & shared it....lol...I couldn't stop laughing grin grin grin grin
grincheesy

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by plaetton: 6:24pm On May 16, 2016
The man can lie.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by TippyTop(m): 6:25pm On May 16, 2016
Bubu is a comedian, he went for the wrong profession by joining the army, he woulda been a first class comedian. grin

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by chosen6(f): 6:31pm On May 16, 2016
plaetton:
The man can lie.
the dullard I'd the biggest liar of all times. That is how he claimed that Nnamdi Kanu has 2 int'l passports and yet came into the Zoo contraption called niGERia without any of them only for the world to later discover that the Zoo DSS are with Nnamdi Kanu's 2 int'l passports.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by plaetton: 6:34pm On May 16, 2016
There has been Zero evidence, Zilch, that anyone collected $2.1b and misappropriated, let alone shared.

Infact, the entire Nigerian defence budget lies in that neighborhood, and has hardly ever exceeded that amount in any given year.

To say that they collected and shared $2.1b is equivalent to saying that some group of people looted the entire Nigerian defence budget ,,. Which is a boldface LIE.

The NSA, under Dasuki, misappropriated , according to publicly available records, about $322m or so.

Yet, everyday, the propaganda machinery keeps pumping out $2.1b theft.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Babacele: 6:42pm On May 16, 2016
omenka:
grincheesy
ipobs won't like this..

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Babacele: 6:48pm On May 16, 2016
plaetton:
There has been Zero evidence, Zilch, that anyone collected $2.1b and misappropriated, let alone shared.

Infact, the entire Nigerian defence budget lies in that neighborhood, and has hardly ever exceeded that amount in any given year.

To say that they collected and shared $2.1b is equivalent to saying that some group of people looted the entire Nigerian defence budget ,,. Which is a boldface LIE.

The NSA, under Dasuki, misappropriated , according to publicly available records, about $322m or so.

Yet, everyday, the propaganda machinery keeps pumping out $2.1b theft.
either $2.1 b or $322m ,una no dey shame? and you re absolutely wrong ....I'm challenging you to furnish us with your public document where only $322m was stolen.....

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Stalwert: 6:53pm On May 16, 2016
Babacele:
either $2.1 b or $322m ,una no dey shame? and you re absolutely wrong ....I'm challenging you to furnish us with your public document where only $322m was stolen.....

No need wasting your time on him the evidence is tucked away somewhere in beerfraud. People like this hate fulanis but will quickly defend the corrupt amongst them. It is a pity indeed.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by plaetton: 6:57pm On May 16, 2016
Babacele:
either $2.1 b or $322m ,una no dey shame? and you re absolutely wrong ....I'm challenging you to furnish us with your public document where only $322m was stolen.....

Every single testimony from the EFCC , as well as from the former finance minister, clearly states that sum of money in contention was $323m from the Abacha loot that she signed over to NSA for Boko haram war.

These are the FACTS.
If Dasuki stole or misappropriated $322m, that is the fact.
That is criminal.
That fact is bad enough.

It needs NO embellishments.
It needs NO exaggerations.
It needs NO embarrassing LIES.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by plaetton: 7:03pm On May 16, 2016
Stalwert:


No need wasting your time on him the evidence is tucked away somewhere in beerfraud. People like this hate fulanis but will quickly defend the corrupt amongst them. It is a pity indeed.

Who is defending corruption?
Fula what ? shocked

Did anyone mention Fulani here?

If you had comprehension skills, you wouldn't throw in childish ad hominens, instead of addressing FACTS.

FACTS are stubborn things.
They sting hard.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Babacele: 7:08pm On May 16, 2016
plaetton:


Every single testimony from the EFCC , as well as from the former finance minister, clearly states that sum of money in contention was $323m from the Abacha loot that she signed over to NSA for Boko haram war.

These are the FACTS.
If Dasuki stole or misappropriated $322m, that is the fact.
That is criminal.
That fact is bad enough.

It needs NO embellishments.
It needs NO exaggerations.
It needs NO embarrassing LIES.
you said Dasuki stole only $322m now u are saying NOI released $323 m to him from Abacha loots ,alone oooo ..abi u no dey reason ? not even Dasuki nor his lawyers can spew this lubbish.
where are d public documents naa? mtcheww !

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by plaetton: 7:08pm On May 16, 2016
Babacele:

....I'm challenging you to furnish us with your public document where only $322m was stolen.....

If you do not keep up with FACTS, that's your own weakness, ignorance and folly,,.not mine.

My hobby here is to repudiate statements and opinions made from ignorance.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by SDAC: 7:08pm On May 16, 2016
plaetton:
There has been Zero evidence, Zilch, that anyone collected $2.1b and misappropriated, let alone shared.

Infact, the entire Nigerian defence budget lies in that neighborhood, and has hardly ever exceeded that amount in any given year.

To say that they collected and shared $2.1b is equivalent to saying that some group of people looted the entire Nigerian defence budget ,,. Which is a boldface LIE.

The NSA, under Dasuki, misappropriated , according to publicly available records, about $322m or so.

Yet, everyday, the propaganda machinery keeps pumping out $2.1b theft.
so that's not money. Haba you guys should say the truth. Those criminals and vagabond who were within the corridors of power, saw it as an opportunity to enrich themselves at the expense of the masses. Imagine $322m invested in education or security, we would not be crying because of BH.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by plaetton: 7:13pm On May 16, 2016
Babacele:
you said Dasuki stole only $322m now u are saying NOI released $323 m to him from Abacha loots ,alone oooo ..abi u no dey reason ? not even Dasuki nor his lawyers can spew this lubbish.
where are d public documents naa? mtcheww !

Wow!

It's very obvious you have serious comprehension problems.

This is so embarrassing.
You see!! undecided

You felt a religious duty to come here to show ignorance on a issue for which you obviously know almost zero.

You have not been following the FACTS of the Dasuki case, and yet you argue blindly, then put the onus on me to educate you on the FACTS.

What a grand folly.
Another product of a dysfunctional education system.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by plaetton: 7:18pm On May 16, 2016
SDAC:
so that's not money. Haba you guys should say the truth. Those criminals and vagabond who were within the corridors of power, saw it as an opportunity to enrich themselves at the expense of the masses. Imagine $322m invested in education or security, we would not be crying because of BH.

Comprehension! comprehension !

I don tire.

If $322m is stolen or misappropriated, but our president goes on world television and LIES that $2.1b was shared on dinner table, would you not feel embarrassed ?

Well , I do feel embarrassed.

Funny thing is that he is the mythical guy who is supposed to be honest. undecided

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Almajiri1: 7:20pm On May 16, 2016
Even buhari brazenly said he met an empty treasury.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Stalwert: 7:36pm On May 16, 2016
plaetton:


Who is defending corruption?
Fula what ? shocked

Did anyone mention Fulani here?

If you had comprehension skills, you wouldn't throw in childish ad hominens, instead of addressing FACTS.

FACTS are stubborn things.
They sting hard.


Dealing with an Ipoor yoot is like talking to an emotional wreck who has no place for being reasoned with.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Babacele: 7:43pm On May 16, 2016
plaetton:


If you do not keep up with FACTS, that's your own weakness, ignorance and folly,,.not mine.

My hobby here is to repudiate statements and opinions made from ignorance.
repudiating statements indeed by beating about the bush and not stating any fact to teach us ignorant folks...

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by plaetton: 7:45pm On May 16, 2016
Stalwert:
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Dealing with an Ipoor yoot is like talking to an emotional wreck who has no place for being reasoned with.

Lol.
In other words you have nothing upstairs to butress your noisemaking? shocked

OK.
Noted.

Thanks for indirectly conceding the intellectual superiority of your so-called ipoor yoot, whatever that means to you.
Lol.

Each time I see an intended derogatory reference to ipob , iPod, iPad or ipoor yoot( according to you), I see low self-esteem, personal insecurity and " I don't know who my daddy is " issues.
The correlations are strong.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Almajiri1: 7:49pm On May 16, 2016
plaetton:


If you do not keep up with FACTS, that's your own weakness, ignorance and folly,,.not mine.

My hobby here is to repudiate statements and opinions made from ignorance.
You don't need to waste resourceful mental energy on chronic zombies. You either amuse yourself observing their one way traffic thought patterns or speak the only language they understand.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by diegwu01: 7:49pm On May 16, 2016
plaetton:
There has been Zero evidence, Zilch, that anyone collected $2.1b and misappropriated, let alone shared.

Infact, the entire Nigerian defence budget lies in that neighborhood, and has hardly ever exceeded that amount in any given year.

To say that they collected and shared $2.1b is equivalent to saying that some group of people looted the entire Nigerian defence budget ,,. Which is a boldface LIE.

The NSA, under Dasuki, misappropriated , according to publicly available records, about $322m or so.

Yet, everyday, the propaganda machinery keeps pumping out $2.1b theft.
Choose and Believe anything that makes you happy,
You are better informed than the President and the EFCC, Mr. Informed Man.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by plaetton: 7:50pm On May 16, 2016
Babacele:
repudiating statements indeed by beating about the bush and not stating any fact to teach us ignorant folks...

Why is it my responsibility to educate you on facts that are already in the public domain on an issue for which you are pontificating ?

Do a simple query on Google.
How much did Dasuki misappropriate ?
How much did the former finance minister sign off to the NSA ?

It's really that simple, assuming you are looking for the facts.

Why blame me if you are behind on the FACTS ? undecided

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by ISpiksDaTroof: 7:51pm On May 16, 2016
plaetton:
There has been Zero evidence, Zilch, that anyone collected $2.1b and misappropriated, let alone shared.

Infact, the entire Nigerian defence budget lies in that neighborhood, and has hardly ever exceeded that amount in any given year.

To say that they collected and shared $2.1b is equivalent to saying that some group of people looted the entire Nigerian defence budget ,,. Which is a boldface LIE.

The NSA, under Dasuki, misappropriated , according to publicly available records, about $322m or so.

Yet, everyday, the propaganda machinery keeps pumping out $2.1b theft.
You mention $322m as if it's $10. If the NSA equivalent of the United States stole that amount he'll be sentenced to death then his whole family will mysteriously die in a plane crash. He can't even steal $5000 without bagging a 20year jail time.

Stop encouraging crime.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by plaetton: 7:53pm On May 16, 2016
diegwu01:

Choose and Believe anything that makes you happy

I like FACTS better. You can deal with beliefs.

That's the difference between you and I, comrade.

FACTS and Beliefs are not in the same universe.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by ayokellany: 7:55pm On May 16, 2016
Its a pity so many law abiding Nigerians do not understand the Ipob game plan of cryng fowl before Nigerians could bury them. At this stage every sane person arguing PDP did not loot in billions of dollar should be certified to be suffering chronic brain damage.

The game play is scream senselessly to distract Nigeria from the real issues. The question should be did the PDP loot the treasury ? Answer is Yes. If that is the case what are senile defenders of the corrupt politicians defending or does stealing millions exonerate these looters from prosecution ?

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by plaetton: 7:55pm On May 16, 2016
ISpiksDaTroof:
You mention $322m as if it's $10. If the NSA equivalent of the United States stole that amount he'll be sentenced to death then his whole family will mysteriously die in a plane crash. He can't even steal $5000 without bagging a 20year jail time.

Stop encouraging crime.

Comprehension ! Comprehension !

What is wrong with you people ? shocked

Seriously, comprehension is a serious skill that is in short supply around here.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by plaetton: 7:58pm On May 16, 2016
Almajiri1:

You don't need to waste resourceful mental energy on chronic zombies. You either amuse yourself observing their one way traffic thought patterns or speak the only language they understand.

One way traffic thought patterns is the best way to describe these people.

I try not to call them zombies , simply because they take it as an common insult, rather than a simple description of their behavior.

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by Babacele: 8:13pm On May 16, 2016
plaetton:


Why is it my responsibility to educate you on facts that are already in the public domain on an issue for which you are pontificating ?

Do a simple query on Google.
How much did Dasuki misappropriate ?
How much did the former finance minister sign off to the NSA ?

It's really that simple, assuming you are looking for the facts.

Why blame me if you are behind on the FACTS ? undecided
u have the energy to write well worded long essays to defend untruths but can't furnish us with a simple link where facts about dasukigate are found . dey deceive yourself ipob....

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by plaetton: 8:13pm On May 16, 2016
^^ ^
Thank you sir.

Are you done or are you bringing more figures?

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Re: After Watching Buhari On CNN, I Can't Stop Laughing by plaetton: 8:15pm On May 16, 2016
Babacele:
u have the energy to write well worded long essays to defend untruths but can't furnish us with a simple link where facts about dasukigate are found . dey deceive yourself ipob....

Haba.

I thought you were presenting the missing facts, the smoking gun ?

Are you done or are more figures coming?

I have a calculator here to add it all up.to see if we can get $2.1b.

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