¤¤Whenever The American$ Remember Vietnam THEY $h!T green-whitish poo down their a$$ho|e! Just Like S!ck Hen.




D'You know why?



¤Mosqutoes! Sand Flies! Infact diffrent insects that scientist have not named come to bite Soldiers!

¤There's another u'named dirty, irritating reptile that sticks to one's skin to suck blood like Tick... Soldier Ants. There are the Snakes(Anacondas, Cobrass, Mambas... Family) .



¤There's canstant rainfall that makes sure your Riffle wouldn't serve you well even if you are armed with Alh-Mallam Bakko's Maganin Kwurrah ye Gizzo Burrantashy (Juju).



¤There are Suprise attacks from deadly fishes, land/water Reptiles like crocks and aligators which most often looks like Mr.Roberto.Mugabe!



¤The creeks are always very dark or shaddy like corrupt Politrick-cians of African goliath.

¤Speed boats always getting trapd in mud.

¤Cellular communications always out of coverage.

¤Godforsaked U$/\ prayers intimes of need even though Uncle SAM Deceived the boys to join the Military unlike here,

in African Goliath where only Rich Men son's or those who know the Brother of the Wife's Best Friend Inlaw to the Special Adviser of the Main Adviser to the Person that knows who matters, that only gets Recruited.


(So the young chap is an indirect richman who knows next to notting except how to bully and kill unarmed civillians and has no love for the profession).




Lets Continue:


¤So River goddess comes to kidnap you and your riffle.



¤Boobby Traps every where.


¤Then you now get to understand You are really fighting Guerilla War with Nature and an Enemy in GHOST MODE ACTVATED.


¤Then you start wishing you never enroled in BMTC cos now you sink in mud, you are going to become MIA & no benefit for d family cos no greasy body found!


(Aligator might be guilty of making a good meal out of the body).


¤Now the Guerilla Poke you in the eyes and before you say "Jack Hoot Robinson'' They varnish....

Thats called the GHostMode!

¤Then when you go after shadows, you face a more deadly Natural Guerilla. Just like how russian defeated Napoleon & his Army, with the Harsh Cold!



¤While Some Animals are doing their ewwww like mocking you when an insect pretending to have lost Bearings/direction comes to bite your neck.


¤After a while you look@the Tower and find your Man On Watch sleeping on Duty. (Its real not film trick)

¤Ha the list is endless, so its better to engage the Talibanz in their rocky dry Mines filled Land than to engage Vietnam and come back home with Terminal sickness thats if you survive@all.


¤The most dreadful among all is you don't know where you gonna place your foot or else you sink down down down down,


because you saw a Big Spider web and thought it to be a berting rope.


¤On bright Sunday Morring, a Father in The Lord Mounts the Podium to Preach and goes ahead to say;




'' ...Hail Marry Full of Grace... May God Help The Next Set of Widows as they would all miss that his Pounding 3hrs x3x!

Then On Friday you hear Alh.... HaKu-ku.. Ba!

(...clears windpipe cus I dont want Tribal/Religiouz war in Americaaa not even@this time her economy is bleeding bloody Ecoli mix with NIGER DELTA CRUDE OIL 4rmAnus)



(Lets contine)


¤ The Bad News Man Arrives your Home on a Monday and says; "Are You Miss- Mrs..?"

Unbehalf of a Greatful nation Take This Flag and Wipe Your Tears, for the Rambo that was sent by King Pherroah to Attack Isreal@red SEA Has been sunk or swept away by God's Flood.''

¤She is Lke; "Diallo' but you told me 41 shots can't kill you not to talk of a common RED SEA Sunk or Washing you away like dirty rag, well I was already Dating someone else goodbye"

¤Then You are in Hell saying; "...had I know wouldn't have dabbled into NUT, SOUTH, & WASTE VIETNAM marriage of inconvenience''.

THE END


¤¤¤If you feel poked in the eye by this, pls feel free to enter your car, Start Engine, tie sitbelt, put gear, drive off & have a Safe Trip2Hell.